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TOPIC: Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
Created by: Rdy2play123
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You know what i mean... Those amazingly brilliant one-liners or wordy emails that immediately alert you to the idiot on the other end.

Received today:

"Hey sexy. Do you like itailins. Let's meat for drinks and danceing .... Send a number. Xoxo"

ahhhh, yeah right. Call me at Learn-to-Spell.
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Got this email today:

"the wifey sure is looking yummy!"

hmmm, only 2 lines in his profile... but he can spell!
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Is that anything like "fake it til you make it"? ;-)
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What if you're a real fake ?
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Again, not an email, but I saw a tagline that went something like "If you're a fake, go fuck yourself. If you're real, come fuck us."
Belle Chasse LA
 
 
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heehee... actually I was kinda being a brat... sarcastically saying what some people might think. Don't you want to be a piece of meat? A tube steak ;-)
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I don't have a hat.
Memphis TN
 
 
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If I change your nickname to Cowboy will you post a cowboy pic?
Cincinnati OH
 
 
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I'd be happy if you did.
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New Kid- would you be happier if they had offered to wear chaps?
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Are you serious Chasn! That makes me feel like such a piece of meat :)
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TOPIC: Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls