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Not an email but IM...

Very hot, young firefighter and the IMing was going well until....

"If we meet and play, when I'm fucking you, can I call you mommy?"

WTF? Blocked! Worse part was he was the age of my oldest son. Yikes!!

Grasonville MD
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From a SM:

"I live in BR and am meeting up with a woman in Lafayette tonight then going back to her place, would you two like to join us? The more the merrier!"

My reply: "So you want us to drive two hours to meet you (who we have never met before) and woman we haven't even seen pics of nor do we know if she has any idea what you are planning? Good luck with that. lol"

~S

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From this morning:

Hey! Male half is working remote today from xxxxxxx. Lets get together for daytime play today? Hit me up ASAP.

From a couples profile, free member, no pics.

Danvers MA
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"He did include a photo but his face was blanked out and his profile was crap."

But did you bother to check his package? I heard those are the ones with football sized cocks that smell like white diamonds. Oh well, you can't have it all. :-P

Charles Town WV
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Dallas GA
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I love these non-existing messages.

Subject; Left Blank.

Body of message; Hi there

He did include a photo but his face was blanked out (why send it), and his profile was crap. My reply is no reply.

Delaware City DE
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...gotta deploy the google on that. could be helpful. maybe.

Bridgewater NJ
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I've tried it with limited success. Cinnamon, tasty

Mcallen TX
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"I do have a strong gag reflex...."

I hear rumors that they make a throat spray for that. Just sayin.

New Orleans LA
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From a supposedly couple profile: "My partner is out of commission right now due to death in her family, how ever we are open relationship and can be verified if need be."

So, your significant other is mourning a death in her family but you'd ask her to get on the phone with strangers to verify that she's okay with you getting laid while she goes to a funeral? Yeah, this "couple" is really going places.

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