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TOPIC: Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
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PCP I think you look very nice honey ,shame on them people

Ronkonkoma NY
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" is my pic THAT bad!?!?!?!?!"

Yes, if you were a female, I would definitely pass.

~Allen

Charles Town WV
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From couple -- mid 50's -- with age range up to 60 . . . . "you are too old . . . ."

Ouch! is my pic THAT bad!?!?!?!?!

LOL

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today's gem from a SM (who lives 2 states away, and sent me a message "I'd be willing to drive ro you" that i sent the "Sorry not interested" polite no thank you to once before):

"Hi what is your yahoo ID"

(scamp, love your reply!)

Manville NJ
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Got this email from a couple yesterday who are only looking for single females, has no public pics and attached a pic of just the male to the email.

Subject line: "Hi"

Message: "Wanna play today?"

My reply: "Sure, send your female half over tonight."

~scamp

New Orleans LA
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Ya. I get referred to as "the missus" often enough Annoying, I'm sure... to read a profile. .....pesky details.....

Mcallen TX
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SM: Omg well hello very sexy and very interested in meeting for some fun my name is XXXX I'm new to the site

Quick Reply: Thank You for writing. Right now I don't think we are compatible, good luck in your search.

SM: That sucks

Note: You'd think they would just move along or get a hint that we are not interested in him........

Reply: So do people that cannot read a profile.

SM: I was reading it while I was wait for ur reply Hun

Note: I am not hun, I am hub. This has red flag all over it. If he read our profile first, he'd read that we contact SMs that we are interested in when/if we are interested. Most of all, we are a couple going into this, not a SF, so don't send emails indicating such.

Charles Town WV
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@Scamp . . . reminds me of the output of the proverbial room full of monkeys with typewriters.

~froggy

Fort Worth TX
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This from a couple's profile:

"Wife quit the site and lifestyle so i float through onec and a while to get all swole up....(a bunch of misspelled ramblings)...and twisted enough to want to see one of your decoder rings. I need a shot of flair your nostrils and kick around the edge of the herd."

Can't decide if he is drunk, senile or a serial killer.

~scamp

New Orleans LA
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@ 888, that is a very good and valid point you made. I (Mrs) have accidently hit send without any message, only thing is I would follow up with another message indicating my error and then would send a more in-depth message.

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