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TOPIC: Submit_the_best_lines_from_your_favorite_emails_on_sls
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Got an email yesterday very brief. Check the profile the only thing it said was I want to f*** your wife long dick Style. What the hell?
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Dallas GA
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Well at least they got that part right !!! they are nice pics!!! LOL
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Pennsauken NJ
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Got an e-mail from a couple profile from GA today. Paid profile & on SLS since 2004. No certs & only 2 sentences in the whole profile.: "Nice pics, would love to see more"
Ahh, yeah right, don't thinks so. DELETE
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Princeton NJ
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I may have given one of these. There was a lady that was naked in the snow in her pic. I said to her: Dang lady you are going to catch a cold. Haha SB
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Dallas GA
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I just received one such email today... From you guessed it , a SM.... Hi I live the next town over from you.. How can I meet you?? Where can I meet you?? I can cum alot !!! can you?? I am 23.. plz ( spelled just like that) TELL ME WHERE??? I am not a stalker, I just like to fuck!!! Sorry I don't drive, but I can either walk , or take the bus.. I gotta star blocking out SM until we decide to look for one.. It does say we are not looking for one right now though... But I do love the free entertainment LOL... XOXOXO Rosie
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Pennsauken NJ
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"nobody around here will pass judgement on you"
I find you guilty of 3rd degree typogrammatical assault and sentence you to.... ....um... ....one hour in my room. I'll be in to check on you in a few minutes.
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Windermere FL
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888 Don't be too sure about that one
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Ronkonkoma NY
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Typo away, nobody around here will pass judgement on you. ;-)
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Charles Town WV
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*rolling eyes*
i have *had* (not has)
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Bridgewater NJ
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OnT: i have has a few very nice introductory emails in the past couple weeks. unfortunately, the majority have been from folks who live over 2 hours' drive away.
bummer.
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Bridgewater NJ
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TOPIC: Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
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