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OK, I never thought I would be writing on this topic. I go a msg from a SM over 5,500 miles away a d I this k it was for someone else. It said "Sorry, I have no interest". Now I have never written his so I replied "Your Loss".

Keep in mind I'm very straight, I checked mail history and it's gone so I'm sure he blocked me.

I thought that was very funny.

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Y'know, I'm SO glad that I stopped leading off emails with "If I were a carpenter, would you let me nail you?" I kept getting responses like "something something you're gonna get poleaxed something something". I mean really. A poleaxe isn't even used for woodworking......

Yeah, sorry folks. I'm utterly incapable of taking anything seriously.

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Here is one from today.

"I would like to know you. May I ?"

~Scamp

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We've played along a few times, don't think any conversations went beyond three replies before they just gave up and yes, it is just as likely to come from couples as single guys. Here's a sample:

Them: "Hi there!"

Us: "Hi"

Them: "How's it going?"

Us: "Good"

Them: "She is hot"

Us: "Thanks"

By now they either think we are simpletons or realize that they are. Either way, communications usually ends there.

~Scamp

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Hey, it isn't just the couples and single wimmens that get the two word emails. Got three like that while my profile SAID I was on Christmas break, two from couples and one from a woman, all between 60 and 350 miles away. Two emails said "hi there". The other was even wordier, if more formal with "hello there".

*facepalm*

I ALMOST decided to be a smartass and just reply "hi", but I just couldn't go through with it.

One thing I will say, I have a lot of respect for you couples and women who end up having to sift through piles and piles of that crap. And still you endeavor to persevere...... or is it pervsevere?

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(telephone number....name)

--the sum total of a message from a Bi single male, smoker, 5'7.

obviously did not read my profile.

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"BBC 4 u"

Seriously. That's it.

Oh and profile is empty with no pics.

I was going to say that I would like to see who would jump at such an email, but channeling my inner Goodenuff, I'll say no, I really would prefer not to.

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njny, you are so right about kindness and how a friendly reply can make all the difference and cutiepie that was very classy of you.

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sometimes the kindness of someone who takes that time can make all the difference, cutiepie. :)

Bridgewater NJ
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I actually sent that guy a nice message back giving him some pointers on writing a nice message. I hope he considers what I wrote being he is new.

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