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njny, thank you. this morning got one from guy in nj with nothing in subject, msg " pics open". I just knew I shouldn't open but sure enough I did. I'll give you 3 guesses and the first two do not count. Yup dick picks and I must say the first thing that came to my mind was "You got to be kidding me, your proud of that"? My reply was just that and tonight I see he is no longer in my mail history so I'm thinking he might have blocked me. No big loss, ....... really no loss at all ........ :-)

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I know there a big age different . NOW REALLY what a jerk

Ronkonkoma NY
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*snort*

i like your style!

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Thursday got a note from a guy in CT: "how r u". I decided to write back and I wrote a book in reply same day. He finally wrote back, "have a nice life". I guess hearing my worries and negative spin on most single male had him rethink sending me a message.

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"i'll check my schedule and let you know asap"

...three days ago.

yuh huh.

Bridgewater NJ
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? Is that the email that you received or are you just letting us all know? Perhaps you posted in the wrong thread?

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single male

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allib: nice to see you! :-*

on topic: this morning a SM from ohio reached out to see if i'd be interested in meeting.

um....thanks, but....no.

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This is too good not to share.

Message titled "strap on". "I'm looking for a woman expected with a strap on."

Yeah, good luck with that. And it's not that I don't have a strap on, or know how to use it.

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Got an email today from a SM. He said that although he wasn't a cocksucker, and bi, he would let me suck him off, if my wife watched and he got some "of her pussy". I mailed him back and told him, she didn't play any more and it sounded to me ,like he would prostitute himself, just to get pussy. That's pretty hard up to me. Deleted him

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