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But he needs a release. :(

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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(sigh)

Single male: I read your profile. I saw what you wrote about single guys and I understand. I'm here till Sunday and need a release. If you'd like to meet...

I repeat:

"I saw what you wrote about single guys and I understand."

No you fucking DON'T!

Windermere FL
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Subject: makeucum

Email: "Hello. I gave a good 10in for you if you want"

Let me hop right on that!

Philadelphia PA
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They must like hub cap diamond star halos in Delhi.......

Waxahachie TX
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Sure it was Delhi? Sounds more like Bang Galore

Wenatchee WA
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Subject Line: Us maybe

Hi!!!

There really needs to be emoji's here , like the eye roll.

Lafayette TN
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I like to bang it bang it

I like to bang it bang it

I like to bang it bang it

I like to - BANG IT!

Windermere FL
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Got this gem from a SM in Delhi (we are in Philadelphia), "Hello Do u want me to Bang it wife"

Um....?

Philadelphia PA
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Just moments ago:

"Hello there."

From a couple in San Francisco, a zillion miles away.

OK..?

Windermere FL
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@VABeach I think we may have gotten blocked for the same reason. Both of us visited their profile a couple times including messages for a M&G. They hit us up first and wanted to meet. So we made the time and place and got excuses. Then blocked. Oh well......we don't care on ours.....perv away....we aren't spring chickens anymore....but they both had really nice parts that P&C liked!

Rialto CA
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