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no foot long for me, but I don't feel jilted after reading he seems to be a troll, I will just be happy with nice normal guys thank you very much. .....

....... speaking of which, got this message from a guy with no subject line, and the message was simple, "My Personal Pictures are Open". Guy is young, 6'6", his junk was so ...... How do I put it ........ Yuck. The first thing that came to mind was a mushroom, big head, very tiny and skinny shaft.

I was kind, said thanks but no thanks.

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Kibbles, No harm no wrong idea when I see you show up as perving my profile, thanks for the heads up. Count yourself lucky you did not get a message from him, I have come to find him more annoying than Loserfer.

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Damn. I didn't make the cut.

Katie, don't get the wrong idea when i show up on your perved the profile list {grin}

Mcallen TX
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He emailed us when we lived in Virginia.

He emails us in Florida.

He emails our friends in North Carolina.

I wonder if he emails overseas. Would he fly to, say, Somalia for pussy?

Does SLS have any members in Somalia?

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Mr. FootLong hit me up as well. I replied saying not interested. Now he replies he's looking for one LTR. My left boob he is.

Newark DE
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VA, I was referring to footlong.

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And people think I'm an Ass or Dick. I do agree with you VA about the who view Me aspect. At least you can turn it off.

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He just emailed us now.

"I see you visited my profile but you didn't say anything. Shall we open up our pics for one another? "

Get ready for a SHIT TON more of these now that they can see who went to their profile!!!!

Windermere FL
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Cowgirl, VA, I got the same one from the fellow VA mentioned.

Frederica DE
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Yeah Mr. Footlonghersheybar emails the whole fucking country.

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