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315's post made me think about some of the messages we have been getting since the new "who viewed me" feature started. The "I saw you looked at my profile, so I decided to send you a message." I want to reply. 'if I viewed your profile and decided not to message you, it is likely I saw something that made me think we aren't a match.' Maybe I need to add a new "quick reply" response.

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Was viewed by a single bi female yesterday. So I looked at her profile. Today, she emailed me, "don't know why, a fag guy like you would look at My profile. Nothing here for a fag." Hmmm, she viewed me first. Email back to her was, " I don't know why a fag gal like you, would look at my profile FIRST, " she emailed me back, "FUCK YOU FAG, your blocked." Hmmm, was I wrong?

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Got message yesterday from blue gumby dude 25yrs my senior. He starts out by complimenting my pictures, stating they are so different from the usual garden-variety pictures on this site. Reading his profile he is a photographer, okay well, then he goes on to say that even though he's so turned off by all my list of don't that he'd still like to meet up with me and see if we click or whatever. Really, dude? UGHHHH

Mcallen TX
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Subject; Blank

Message; Don't care you found your companion, I can rock you with my 11 inch dick

My reply; no reply, --block--

Just SMH that some guys just assume and do not really read ones profile that time was spent writing.

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A, no worries, y'all are friends. ;-)~

today's gem from a single male over an hour and a half away, new profile, one pic (a mirror selfie taken at a mall), one sentence in the top 2 sections of the profile, nothing else to go on:

subject: hey there

message: love to talk

~delete~

Bridgewater NJ
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"but now that i am aware he actually pervs my profile regularly. i am deploying the block.

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Don't.......

Anybody.......

Move........

Charles Town WV
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*snort* @ current and 888

i never blocked loserfer because it just didn't matter much to me what he posted. but now that i am aware he actually pervs my profile regularly (can you say "ewwwwwwwewwwwww!" with me?) i am deploying the block.

{{{{{shudder}}}}}}

NOT the good kind.

Bridgewater NJ
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"Posted by a single male. Ok. I'm confused."

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He was too, until he discovered he was a she and now she is a single female. You might want to go check something out, just saying.

B-)

Charles Town WV
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" ...we single ladies on this site are 'easy'..."

Posted by a single male. Ok. I'm confused.

Wenatchee WA
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NJ, you are one of my favorite SF to perv, and while I can't see what Jenna posted if you agree with her it must be good. I just want to add something to your post of feeling somewhat inclined to give the benefit of the doubt that SMs have it harder in the lifestyle than in vanilla dating, well....and your personal take is a lot of men (couples, too) in your experience think that we single ladies on this site are "easy" and that you are not. I see this, but I just want to say I find many SF on this site are more than easy and have a nastier view than myself. It's like that saying "Birds of a feather flock together".

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