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@KJ - LMAO. It's like the one I got - "You have really firm breasts for an older woman."

And for the ones who want free porn, I tell them I don't donate to their free porn collection. Either respect me of STFU.

My all time favorite line - which was the only line - "Do you swallow?" Not for you.

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SoGood-- while reading your last post I somehow started to think that the words "lotion" and "basket" would belong in that basement.

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Got this from a Blue Gumby, Hi there! I wanted to respond to your tweet on the forum....I am a feminist! I do last long in bed....so I have told that a couple of times! It's like WTF !! Are you kidding me ?? Gotta love it... Why do I deserve this attention , and lives 850 miles away.. Let me just run right out there..

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subject: Hi

message: God u look hot in ur black negligee

(from an unknown SM.)

hey! he knew how to spell negligee!

~delete~

Bridgewater NJ
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Single blue Gumby over 1,500 miles away...this is the entirety of his email.

Gi

Selam !!

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We are on a non-lifestyle cruise next week. We have a Hot Date up in case other lifestylers happen to be on the same cruise.

One emailed us:

"We are on the 2/25 cruise!"

Ok. So they are staying on the boat? WTF is the point of emailing us?

Windermere FL
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So, we get an email today from a couple that only has the female in public.

"read your profile. you two sound like a world of fun? I opened some pics for you guys. have a look."

I was busy and didn't look, yet I texted the Mrs; she looked thru their public pix, then texted me back and says, no pics of him in public gallery and the private pics had the back of his bald head, eating pussy and a shot of his cock penetrating his other(wife, gf?) No face pics at all.

~Allen

Charles Town WV
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Apparently you have tot watch what you put on your tag line as some people take it literally:

Single Male Subject: Lent

I wish you would like to have me join you this time, please feel free to contact me at (xxx)xxx-xxxx. XXXXXXX

Dude, I was just trying to be funny... sheesh...

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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After speaking with an SLS friend, we are thinking there should of been a comma and an apostrophe added and the word (my) to read..

text me, (my) name's ------

So I don't feel weird anymore. It's a 6'1" 250# male posing as a female, if you read the profile, which I couldn't because he has couples blocked.... Again thanks to our friend who could see it!

Lake Butler FL
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you might want to contact customer support, and let them know ASAP!! We would like to know how they got your real name !!!

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