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lol....so did he cum to the right place Scandle?

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We just got one from a couple that is new, no pics, with a reasonably well written profile, but their email said:

Hi New and tryingo wet new friends

Either he's drunk or really, really nervous.

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Just got this from a SM, no pics, profile has 4 lines with bad grammar and spelling, last line read- wat u see is wat u get: "hi.....march..?"

Visalia CA
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THAT's what I like about you, 'vette! You've got chutzpah.

Mcallen TX
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think you can make me purr ;)

Louisville KY
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well since I'm usually complaining about emails I will have to say the one I got a few minutes ago made me smile ;)

I will use my pic of me in my bad kitty pose since he called me a sex kitten

Louisville KY
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I just had a Man in Uniform moment...

Columbus OH
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Got an email from a sm......."will be in NO next weekend. I am active military...." Is it my duty as an American citizen???

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ok lol now the profile went from paid to free, no more access to the cock pics and the guy is 30 years younger then he was and now lives in FL instead of Ohio.

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that is what Trooper said to do. Send back a email that said "gorgeous cock (it really is, I'm not much of one for cock pics and I have found myself going back to look at it) where is the face to go with it?" or a friend told be close my eyes and just enjoy not knowing ...smart ass.

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