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"...more pussy in my house than you can shake a stick at."

I'll be the judge of that! LOL!

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Adopt a kitten?!? That's the last thing I need to do! There's already more pussy in my house than you can shake a stick at!

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You want nice? Adopt a kitten. LOL!

I haven't received any doosies since the midget email. I'm hopeful that the holidays, typically, a time for loneliness and horniness, will bring out the literary lions.

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that's just WRONG, dude! {but oh so funny!}

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Give him Zippy's contact info. According to Zippy, he won't know the difference or care.

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latest volley from the dude from three days ago: "But just seen ur pics turn me on I just want a piece of that cherry pie of your I'm craving it so bad"

{eyes roll}

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The only thing I can think of that screams it louder is him writing in all caps: "I'M FAKE" lol

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" Male half here, I'm interested "

This from an alledged "couple" profile in response to a hot date we posted specifically stating couples only.It was a Free member, no certs, very brief profile, only 1 pic (of him). Does anything scream fake more? LOL!

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"Why don't u reply to my email ..if intresred let me know k"

<br /> I'm sorry, I don't know you and I'm pretty sure you haven't read my profile.

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"We lick ur profile can u open pitchersand hop 2 meat when we cum down we here Nawlings is a crazy place can uhelp us get midget"

Ok, I must admit, this puts the RU V-safe (which I thought at the time meant "Very Safe". So, I answered, Yes, I no longer run with scissors. Never heard from them again.

So, back to this last one. First we have the misspellings and text language. Then, there's the issue with it being like, hello...??...One...ONE sentence? It didn't even end with a question mark either. Lasty, there's that request at the end. Just not right.

So, I responded. Of course I responded. I'm a gentleman (really) and as such, I always respond.

"Dear X, Thank you for your kind and direct note. I have opened my photos to you and do hope we can meet when you visit New Orleans. I can also help you find what you seek, however, down here, we call them Little People. I look forward to hearing from you as your plans come together."

What?? You were expecting a different response?? I looked at their profile. He looked like he could help me change the timing belt on my SUV. Which I really need to get done. In fact, he looked like he had just completed a rebuild right before his photo shoot. She was beautiful and had the whitest tooth I'd ever seen. It was a top one. Right in the middle.

Happy Friday Everybody!! I hope y'all find more reasons to laugh than cry this weekend!

BT

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