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SM: Omg well hello very sexy and very interested in meeting for some fun my name is XXXX I'm new to the site

Quick Reply: Thank You for writing. Right now I don't think we are compatible, good luck in your search.

SM: That sucks

Note: You'd think they would just move along or get a hint that we are not interested in him........

Reply: So do people that cannot read a profile.

SM: I was reading it while I was wait for ur reply Hun

Note: I am not hun, I am hub. This has red flag all over it. If he read our profile first, he'd read that we contact SMs that we are interested in when/if we are interested. Most of all, we are a couple going into this, not a SF, so don't send emails indicating such.

Charles Town WV
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@Scamp . . . reminds me of the output of the proverbial room full of monkeys with typewriters.

~froggy

Fort Worth TX
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This from a couple's profile:

"Wife quit the site and lifestyle so i float through onec and a while to get all swole up....(a bunch of misspelled ramblings)...and twisted enough to want to see one of your decoder rings. I need a shot of flair your nostrils and kick around the edge of the herd."

Can't decide if he is drunk, senile or a serial killer.

~scamp

New Orleans LA
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@ 888, that is a very good and valid point you made. I (Mrs) have accidently hit send without any message, only thing is I would follow up with another message indicating my error and then would send a more in-depth message.

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"Subject Line: Blank Message area: Blank "

I have actually opened our mail to send out one while on my phone and hit the send button by accident, without having any fields filled out. I would hope someone didn't block me right away and give me a reasonable amount of time to recoup the blunder because shit happens, if not, then their loss.

It might have led to something wonderful, but to each their own.

Charles Town WV
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Subject Line: Blank

Message area: Blank

Either the SM was drunk, on drugs, or felt we would be impressed with him by his profile by it self he was wrong. Can we say BLOCKED.

Salisbury MD
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Something for brevity. Subject line "Hello". Text is a phone number.

Orlando FL
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this week from a couple i've sent a polite "no thank you" to before:

"We would love for you to join us for _____'s birthday. If you are available to play this week and interested, let us know and we can set something up! Hope to hear from you!"

(sowwy, not interested...and definitely not interested in being the wife's birthday "present"---totally not into sex with complete strangers i find unattractive just to be a "present.")

Bridgewater NJ
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Thanks Scamp, thank goodness I only delete the dull ones.

follow up e-mail from younger SM "Can't blame a guy for trying"

Clemmons NC
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scamp sound like Big Brother is watching us and 888 tell your friend in the NSA I'm changing a fee to see me

Ronkonkoma NY
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