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Just because he IS a big prick....?

Mcallen TX
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"My God Captain! Why that thing could goo innyweer!"

Danville VT
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His car must get great gas mileage

New Orleans LA
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WTF??? Am I deep space nine? (or 10.5 if what he writes is correct)

"if you are really looking for a good time i can go were most can't reach!!! "

Louisville KY
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REALLY?

the email I received from a local SF who appeared a bit put off by my profile.

Oh, well!

New Orleans LA
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OMFG, he replied! "i actually did , but why not just try , im available im horny .. so i thought i would ask . "

Grrrr!!!!! I guess that translates to "I read what you had to say, but I have no respect for you, so let me come straight out of the starting gate with 'let's fuck' anyway" WTF?

Mcallen TX
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Here's my recent *winner*, "would you like me to go over for some fun. 6'2 male , good looking from mission, 31 yrs old "

My reply: "Thank you for your interest.....however, it is quite clear to me that you did not bother to read my profile."

YES! I resisted the urge to add: "Hooked on Phonics Worked for Me!"

Mcallen TX
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I just received =This is the male half looking to play without the female half she don't know i play alone and i need to keep it that way

I responded = Try being as honest with her as you are with me

Pittsburgh PA
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How does he write when he's not smoking crack rock?

Mcallen TX
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Would you even entertain this?

You sound like the women I've been looking for love to explore and find knew ways to please. If you don't get wet you are doing something wrong. I'm self employed, single, multi-orgasmic, I love to give oral and I'm 9". I would like to find out more and see if we click. Have you ever thought of joing the mile high club, or having multiple guy's on a plane. If you would like to find out and see more I am also on yahoo

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