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{Groan} another typical exchange with a blue gumby free member.

He: "how are you? "

{After reading his profile and seeing him emphasize how straight he was, but repeatedly talking about wanting mmf's} me:  "Fine.

Recommendation: if you've been with a dude and a chick and you two dudes weren't doing anything with/to each other, it's a mfm. A mmf implies there's two bi dudes involved."

his reply: "how are you? "

{THUD} REALLY, dude?!?

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Reminds me of that online dating fails article that I quoted from the other day He: "you would love my dick" She: "if it's like your message, it's short and unconvincing"

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blue dot emailed me last night ............how big of a dick do u like...........& that was all lol

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you tube search Sammy Tramp "don't send a dick pic"

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"Gosh...I sure am glad I didn't send a pic of an uncircumsized penis!"

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Just got from a SM. The subject was "Nice Tits", no other text. I should answer back and said "They're Pecs" but I don't want to encourage him. He --may-- have been talking about her anyway.

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Yep, the foot fetish crowd over on fet dig the arches too..and a couple of them want to do really kinky things to my feet and shoes. Wonder if they'd appreciate Mr. U's dirty sneakers.

Shelly

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Fet

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I got a message on feet from a dude that digs my feet. I told him us flat-footed girls don't usually get much notice in the foot fetish crowd

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I got a message on feet from a dude that digs my feet. I told him us flat-footed girls don't usually get much notice in the foot fetish crowd

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