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i had a better message but the dude said he'd opened his gallery: 6 pictures, guess how many were of him (and not his equipment?)

sorry, not interested. if anyone's sole self-promotion is their genitalia--nope, not happening.

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I'm chocolate and a foot long,

Like what the hell am I to do with that, he clearly did not read my profile. I checked out his profile with almost 90 certs, not a chance. I sent thank you but now interested. His reply "but white chocolate I would ram that fat ass of yours"

My reply, BLOCKED.

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LDE or LIE??? LOL... Which envy is it Inez??

Pennsauken NJ
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OH dam Now I have long dick envy

Ronkonkoma NY
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Oh Dam ,Now I have LONG DICK STYLE ENVY ,you guys are so lucky

Ronkonkoma NY
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WTF is ' long dick style' ??? What an asshole!!! Some people are truly a piece of work... BLOCKED LOL

Pennsauken NJ
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Got an email yesterday very brief. Check the profile the only thing it said was I want to f*** your wife long dick Style. What the hell?

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Well at least they got that part right !!! they are nice pics!!! LOL

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Got an e-mail from a couple profile from GA today. Paid profile & on SLS since 2004. No certs & only 2 sentences in the whole profile.: "Nice pics, would love to see more"

Ahh, yeah right, don't thinks so. DELETE

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I may have given one of these. There was a lady that was naked in the snow in her pic. I said to her: Dang lady you are going to catch a cold. Haha SB

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