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From this morning:

Hey! Male half is working remote today from xxxxxxx. Lets get together for daytime play today? Hit me up ASAP.

From a couples profile, free member, no pics.

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"He did include a photo but his face was blanked out and his profile was crap."

But did you bother to check his package? I heard those are the ones with football sized cocks that smell like white diamonds. Oh well, you can't have it all. :-P

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Meany

Dallas GA
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...gotta deploy the google on that. could be helpful. maybe.

Bridgewater NJ
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I've tried it with limited success. Cinnamon, tasty

Fair Oaks TX
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"I do have a strong gag reflex...."

I hear rumors that they make a throat spray for that. Just sayin.

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From a supposedly couple profile: "My partner is out of commission right now due to death in her family, how ever we are open relationship and can be verified if need be."

So, your significant other is mourning a death in her family but you'd ask her to get on the phone with strangers to verify that she's okay with you getting laid while she goes to a funeral? Yeah, this "couple" is really going places.

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I do have a strong gag reflex.... I have to proceed with caution at times

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...just as long as there's no gagging involved.

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Gorcibly, somewhat akin to forcibly, only described by someone who can't type {namely, this girl lol}

And i can picture you really getting behind a girl and being, uhm, supportive...and balls, well, that's a different story all together.

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