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sorillo darlin' on the glass half full side of the spectrum: at least you were spared the omg what excuse do i use to *end* this date? phenom.

Bridgewater NJ
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SF emails me, says she likes what she sees/reads, asks for opinion on her photo (waist to neck only). I thank her and ask her to tell me a little about herself.

"I don't know what to say about myself, except that I like to have fun"

*sorillo bangs head on desk*

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Exhole~i like it

Thanks for the compliment. This pic goes back to some vitriolic jerkoff where the killing us all at large Sandy we're all drinking Dr Pepper and eating Cheetos and living in trailer parks so I ironed on the Dr Pepper logo on the seat of a pair of booty pants and if you look really carefully there's some orange hand prints on my waist with the thumbs up the little dimples. I was having a creative moment

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Not sure if I posted this one or not. "Like that tit". That was the whole message from a sm clearly outside of our age preference.

On a separate note I'm a fan of kibbles new profile pic.

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kibbs, darlin: rabbit coined a sniglet for that

"exhole"

Bridgewater NJ
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I think the asshole ex Gave me insight to the SM mentality and i didn't even realize it till now, years later. He was saying to reach out to people that I thought were attractive even if their preferences didn't match mine and even if they stated clearly they were looking for something else. His thoughts were that not everyone updates their profile and keeps it current and sometimes they have stated preferences but willing to do things outside of these preferences. Did i mention he was an asshole ex?

Mcallen TX
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From a single guy, no pics.

hola me gustaria conocerlos

(Hello, I'd like to meet you - I think)

His profile has only one line:

"I a guy"

Yeah. An ignored guy.

Windermere FL
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I am really interested in you guys I cannot lie. I'm a very good looking and friendly BBC. I'm disease and drug free.. I'm real interested in you guys..

I think he's interested in us?

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SFC, you nailed it. These young cat just do not get is. I got one that said "FAT ASS in subject and his msg was "When can I tap that thing". My reply was to block him. So many SM's are so presumptive. I educated an earlier SM and now I think he has blown me off and that is cool.

North Port FL
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OMG I got one the other day,and this is what it said.. Yo DANG I loves me dem tits. yo guys be hookin up wit single duds.. Yo be fucking,hollar back.

My reply was : Thanks for liking my titties, my hubby loves them also. And yes we are hooking up.. And no I will not be fucking YOU.. My advice to you is. DO NOT treat women like a piece of meat, learn proper English. some respect, And also learn to read , because if you would have read our profile, we are not looking for SM right now.. And when we do you will not be contacted!!!

I still don't get it?? What the hell is wrong with people???

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