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TOPIC: Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
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from a SM, zero acquaintance, smokes, lives about 2 hours away.

"I love feet and you have a great set."

uhm...okay. thanks?

Manville NJ
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Bumping up for Rabbit...

our latest doozy? "from your profile I think we would be a great match" ummm what part of the profile? The on break? Do not email? Or the mostly dead part?

Louisville KY
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Received today from a couples profile. Subject line empty. As far as I can tell, I've had no previous email contact with him/her.

"Dude, did you ever get that thing snipped? Or are you still shooting the real McCoy's?"

My first thought was, nice sentence structure. Next, I asked myself, shooting the real Mccoy's what? Their dog? Their cat? Their still? Then, I recalled receiving, and posting in this same thread about one of the funniest emails I've ever seen. It asked simply, Are you V-Safe? I responded, No. My name is BT. Actually, I responded that they had nothing to worry about because at my age, my boys weren't fast swimmers and his Mrs. could probably outrun them.

I'm assuming I'll receive the same response this time as last; crickets.

Maybe I should have posted this in the Guns thread? I'll bet those boys over there know a little something about shooting the McCoy's whatever.

BT

New Orleans LA
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Lady I don't blame you. I've done several TV interviews and it seriously fucks with me when people I don't know recognize me and start conversations and that has nothing to do with swinging.


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TMF,

I am not surprised that he recognized me. I was creeped out by his assumption that we knew each other simple because I occasionally went into the store where he works.

Burleson TX
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From the gentlemen who asked "are you sure you're not interested in sex only with a man".

Yeah...53 years old...I think I know what I want in life. Dick is not one of them. Oy.


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Just got this one from a SM:

"Kinky I need a good spanking belt or switch u pick"

WTF LOL where in our profile is there any indication we are into that?


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yeah not sure why you put public face pics up and are surprised by this. Not trying to bust your chops but this is why most don't do it.


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This one was kinda creepy.

"We know each other by site at least. I work at that Wal-mart in Burleson."

Burleson TX
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Mr. Leeza, isn't a little satisfying to spell things out for people like that? Not that they will change their ways, but it can be a wake-up call.

Sheboygan Falls WI
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