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@VeniceGal, get used to it. Happens a lot. A SM will write one message, then copy and paste it and send it out to a ton load of single females or couples.

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From a sm with about 2 sentences in his profile. Subject: Hi Message: Do you like to peg hottie?

Reply:Nope

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single male from florida. no prior correspondence.

"Hi sexy!!! You sooo sweet and hot!!! How are u today? I am stay in your town until monday.Maybe we can make friendship?"

um. NO.

Bridgewater NJ
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VA: hmmmm.

OnT: from a couple in kentucky. their profile is closed to SFs.

subject: Freaky

message: Wanna play?

my reply: Thanks but I'll be playing with my boyfriend and we already started the day that way.

Enjoy your weekend!

Bridgewater NJ
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FB: I just noticed I'm too young for Jenna.

HT: I am, however, old enough for NJ.

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i wonder if it was the same young SM who sent a nice message saying he liked my profile--which if he'd truly read it, would mean he read the update from 5 days ago saying i am not interested in SM.

then there was the SM who sent a message asking if i need an escort for the event i am attending--which i clearly say in my profile i am attending with my boyfriend.

attention deficit?

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I actually got a very nice message from a nice young man in his mid 30's and I can see he read my profile by the message but he kind of missed my desired age group. I did thank him for a nicely worded message and invited him to read and partake in the forums. I think he would be a nice addition as well as fresh meat for the younger couples and SF's, ok and the occasional cougar.

Delaware City DE
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And someone doesn't understand the rules:

As stated on our profile:

"We are single male friendly, BUT we will contact anyone we are interested in. Please be respectful of that rule. Should you decide to still contact us we will require a very well thought and written out email. Please make sure it's at least 150 words and explains why you are the exception to the rule (and no references to your sexual prowess of equipment). Please open up face and body pictures (but no dick pics- if we are interested we will ask). These are the requirements for contacting us."

And this morning I see we have a bird from a single male:

"Hi

Would you like to meet maybe make a connection (name)!"

No, but I would like to introduce you to my friend. Her name is D - Delete.

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NJNY - I took a page from your profile and put a qualifier on there that if a SM wanted to contact us we required an essay. It cut down on a lot of the mail we got. Interestingly enough we did get a couple of birds from SM telling us that they actually liked that requirement because they got the impression we were highly educated and that was what they found sexy. No clue what that is all about, we are anything but.

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*snort*

you're absolutely correct, VA.

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