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Anyone else get the bird mail from the free couple in Israel today???

Lafayette TN
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I think they were high and got confused about who they were writing to.

Sheboygan Falls WI
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We got this confusing email a short while ago from a couple:

"We just saw your hot date and that you said you were going to (event). We really like them and we love to dance! We usually check their website and play dates but we musta been out to lunch...lol. Maybe we will try to go. However, after reading your profile I see we are not a match because we are a bi-racial couple."

JW#1: What in our profile says that biracial couples aren't OK? (or anything about race)

JW#2: If something in our profile was somehow interpreted to mean that, why email us anyway?

Windermere FL
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Biodoc... thank you. I received emails on a vanilla site calling me sweetie, baby, honey....when I've never even meet them! creeps me out!

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Njny, somehow "dah-ling" is different! maybe it's just coming from you since I have been reading the forums so much and I feel like I "know" you ;-) I totally read "hey, baby," like a cat call on the street =P

Philadelphia PA
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but...hey, mrs biodoc baby, (facepalm, eyeroll) they just think they're schmooozing you, dahlink (a la zsa zsa)

Bridgewater NJ
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Sigh.... Any email opening with "hey baby". Am I too sensitive, that I think common terms of endearment should not be used to address someone you don't know?

Philadelphia PA
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This was so pathetic and tragic that I couldn't even answer 'ould your wife be interested in sometime owning a slave I am looking for my femdom and master who will make me suck her toes and ass anytime and anywhere even in front of her friends'

Fair Oaks TX
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From an out of town SM:

"She a hottie if I'm Ever your way I'll say hello"

We replied with the "not compatible" easy button.

He replied this morning:

"Say hello at the NYE PARTY"

Ummm, what part of "not compatible" did you miss and you live in NC, plus you aren't signed up for any parties on NYE.

SMH

New Orleans LA
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Njny- no, they don't read. They just see a SF, copy and paste, and move on to the next. ...

Today's example of that

"Hello I never tried this couple thing and wanted to see what it's all about and also can I get access to ya pics"

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