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or assassination? Mark David Chapman comes to mind. Geeeesh, sorry, this is getting too weird. My point was that Mrs Rabbit is sexy.

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Does seem a bit creepy, but I can understand the attraction.

Danville VT
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@rabbit: yikes! Made the hair on my arms stand up.

Annie

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"...Well i would hoping you would allow me to see your lady in person one day. I could come just look at her one day when she is laying in the sun ... any place to see your amazing lady in person i would not bug yall at all when out unless yall wanted me to talk. I could walk past say hi and maybe my name..."

Eep! I little stalker creepy

~rabbit~

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and.....?

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"I'm a pleasure Jedi Ninja" ---- ok Obi Wan. Put your light saber away already!

Annie

Ps: I passed. Next thing from him would have been a request for me to wear the Princess Leia bun hair.

Lafayette TN
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Not a wine drinker, but would a nice chianti go well with that?

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Well, he said he wants to "meat you".

I hope that doesn't mean all Hannibal Lecter....

Windermere FL
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"So I would like to meet you then my buddy in my pants has other plans of meating you"

All four of his profile pics are his cock through various items of clothing. Sigh.

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Got an email from a younger couple (mid 30's) that said they both looked over our profile numerous times and were interested in meeting.

The Mrs liked what she saw (which is fairly rare) so we replied that we would love to set something up and we opened our private pics.

They (he) responds back saying that we had plans to meet them several years ago but it fell through last minute. He mentioned meeting at a bar that we've never even heard of, so that's wrong.

He also says that we are too old for his wife's taste but he would still like to meet us. Ok, so you didn't notice our ages when looking multiple times?

Nice try dude.

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