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my girlfriend & i are looking to spend time with an older cougar...............uuuhhhh that will really convince me lmfao

Woodbury NJ
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but, but, but... he's the exception! LOL!

I feel your frustration.

Visalia CA
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AAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGH! Dude sends birdies. 1. Hi. 2. How are you?.... them 3. Why don't you give me your number or email and we can text or email? I've given him noncommittal one word replies up till this. So, my response to #3: Hooked on Phonics, dude. Hooked on Phonics. His reply?!? What do you mean? I know how to talk. Here's what I told him: By benefit of Hooked on Phonics, you may have read my profile to know that I do not email or text with people I do not know. Had you read this, you would not have suggested such. That is all.

PLEASE, God, tell me this is simple enough for him to "get"!

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I enjoyed one from an apparently still living Neanderthal. It simply said...

"Me like you pics".

That sounded like a keeper!

Washington DC
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I'm not sure if this is a come on or a threat?

"Please let me know if you are interested or not. If I do not get a reply back, I will eventually send another email."

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OM effing G! SM contacted me several times giving me his # and amount me to text him. I've said no. He said didn't you look at my pics? I said yes and asked what he thought I *might* have missed that would make a difference.He literally said, "I'm pretty".

{Thunk} Needless to say, I didn't think he was so "pretty".

Mcallen TX
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I just submitted something in another thread last night... SMs whole profile (no ID of course) typical of the guys that complain... or the ones that write all the time.

Visalia CA
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Sassy: No. I didn't really want to open a dialog with him. I'm sure he is railing on about how everyone here is fake because he isn't getting any action.

Lexington KY
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Did you send him a reply letting him know how close he had been? Some lessons need to be learned the hard way.

Visalia CA
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We got one tonight that was funny. First time communication from this guy and his entire email was: "I'm Free Tonight". Umm okay. The funny thing was that the wife thought he was cute and we were going out tonight. If he had taken 5 minutes to write something he might have gotten fucked. She was definitely in "the mood" tonight. He would have learned what a cougar was lol.

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