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Got an email from a younger couple (mid 30's) that said they both looked over our profile numerous times and were interested in meeting.

The Mrs liked what she saw (which is fairly rare) so we replied that we would love to set something up and we opened our private pics.

They (he) responds back saying that we had plans to meet them several years ago but it fell through last minute. He mentioned meeting at a bar that we've never even heard of, so that's wrong.

He also says that we are too old for his wife's taste but he would still like to meet us. Ok, so you didn't notice our ages when looking multiple times?

Nice try dude.

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NJ . . . it did, it did. Such a character. Naturally, we live on opposite ends of the globe LOL

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Kj, that's a....standout line!

hope his profile lived up to the rather interesting sense of humour.

Bridgewater NJ
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This one tickled me......laugh out loud, spit the tea across the screen tickled:

Very sexy pictures and profile!!

Truly stand out- like a big boner in sweatpants!! Impossible not to notice. All of my pictures are opened.

Respectfully, _______

Oak Ridge NC
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Thanks!

Sheboygan Falls WI
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Yes if they have it turned off they don't appear on yours and you don't appear on theirs when you look back.

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Why, thank you, Mr. Inlove!

The other odd thing about the aforementioned email is that they say they like my profile but they don't show up on the Who Viewed Me tracker. If someone has that featured turned off, do they avoid getting counted on profiles where the tracker is on?

Sheboygan Falls WI
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.......and over

Danville VT
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Looking Scandle over

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We got one today that says, in part, "give us a look over"

Their profile is very sparse and there are NO PICTURES! How the hell are we supposed to look them over?

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