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njny: I started reading your profile but could not get past your picture and *ass----------"wait for it"-------------tericks*.

:-)

Charles Town WV
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i just did a minor rewrite of my profile; it'll be interesting to see what, if anything, happens with messages now.

Manville NJ
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first message ever from a couple who are nearly 2 hour drive away; don't know them from adam:

"throwing a house party this weekend. fun and great sex."

gee....how....inspiring? not. (delete)

Manville NJ
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I'm in DE, guy is in OH, wanna meat (yes that is how he spelled it). Two word message, no subject, no photo, no name, I simply blocked the fool. It is a shame that most guys are like this, not all but most have no clue.

Marydel DE
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@All:

Well, most are either chewing gum or wanting to fcuk. I would have simply asked if you were out of gum. ;-)

~Allen

Charles Town WV
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"Wanna fuck?"

And I thought turning IM's off would discourage one and two-word messages.

Seattle WA
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Response when thanking a gentleman for NOT showing me his "tools of the trade" pics. Made me laugh.

"LOL, I've been around these swingy perverts long enough to know that you keep all that filth in a separate folder, and you don't show those to anyone unless asked!"

Clemmons NC
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"You are a goddess....."

First line of a recent email that made me smile. :)

Mrs. U

Memphis TN
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subject: hi

message: "im _____ lets meet have some fun"

Manville NJ
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"Hi guys how u been, we r hosing tonight would u like to join us?"

Must be Canadians....

Windermere FL
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