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I happen to have a very high opinion of my wife, as many men do, and I love when guys check her out and tell me how hot she is. Several have been lucky enough to experience how truly hot she can be-but when he strikes me as a gross, leering creep, then I have the opposite reaction and get quite offended that HE thinks HE is worthy enough to even look at her, much less comment.

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(tongue totally in cheek)

how could such awesome hotties like you resist?

(rolls eyes)

Bridgewater NJ
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"Hello there!!! I'm new to the site and am looking for a first time experience with a special couple- Let me know if you're interested!!"

SM, free member, no pics, bi, and listed at 5'5" 240 lbs.

Danvers MA
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Hi (name) here really like your profile and would like to meet

(ANOTHER) blue gumby single male 150 miles away.

*ignore*

Windermere FL
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....another e mail from another (new) single male saying how much they liked my profile and would be interested in meeting me.

{{facepalm}}. dudes: if you READ the profile enough to like it, you HAD to see that i have a boyfriend and that i state, clearly and unambiguously, i am not meeting single men!

....nevertheless, i sent the "thank you for the note, if you read my profile enough to like it, you noticed i am not meeting single men because i am not interested. good luck in your search." note.

oy.

Bridgewater NJ
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Potatoes & Cornbread:

I Know.....

Hopefully I can catch them when they tour.

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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@Fokkers. KROQ blows monkey balls now lol! We do the KCAL daytime drive show. Lots of head banging! BTW......Metallicas new album coming out kicks ass!

Rialto CA
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"Nice wife" ....yep that was it. I said....thx

Dallas GA
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"I know I don't meet your requirements but.... (number/k ik/etc)"

- at least a dozen single males in the last week.

Windermere FL
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from a fairly new couples profile, who (apparently) have a fairly new club in the region, last night:

"Come out to (club name) tonight 9 pm to 2 am. (guy's name), club owner"

hm. no thanks.

Bridgewater NJ
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