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(telephone number....name)

--the sum total of a message from a Bi single male, smoker, 5'7.

obviously did not read my profile.

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Manville NJ
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"BBC 4 u"

Seriously. That's it.

Oh and profile is empty with no pics.

I was going to say that I would like to see who would jump at such an email, but channeling my inner Goodenuff, I'll say no, I really would prefer not to.

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njny, you are so right about kindness and how a friendly reply can make all the difference and cutiepie that was very classy of you.

Hartly DE
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sometimes the kindness of someone who takes that time can make all the difference, cutiepie. :)

Manville NJ
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I actually sent that guy a nice message back giving him some pointers on writing a nice message. I hope he considers what I wrote being he is new.

Bethany Beach DE
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My preferences for Males are 40 to 55, guy 66 sends me a message:

Nothing in subject.

one word message, "hello".

While that is not offensive, just annoying. I hate when SM do not read the profiles, otherwise he would have know not to write.

My reply, "thanks but no thanks"

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the message opened with:

"Hey I took the time to read your bio and I definitely think we have similar interest. "

---from a 24 year old who smokes.

(yep, he may have read it but...apparently ignored preferences.)

sorry & good luck....

Manville NJ
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*snort*

current, i *know* you'd have a much better repartée than that.

Manville NJ
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Njny,

Sure! Tell the whole world! I guess I'm glad I didn't mention the short slender penis that goes with the thick body.

Wenatchee WA
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Alli: nice! bet that wound up in the bin.

so my tagline now ends with "what's your New Year's wish?"

here's the first response to that query (and the sum total of the message):

"My New Years wish is to be under that beautiful headboard with those gorgeous legs wrapped around my thick body"

oh-tay

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