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Email from SM who lives 1000 miles away.

"Are you interested in a 31 year old SM?"

We give the standard "Thanks for writing...not compatible." reply.

He writes back: "Why not?"

SMH

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Got a good one today, from a single bi curious guy. Looking for couples or females only. Horny as hell. Will let you suck my cock. If you want. Get back to me, I'm super horny. Guess if you're horny enough, you'll compromise your guidelined

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While I usually just figure this topic is mostly for couples and SF's who get bad or ugly messages from SM, I must say I was welcomed with an unusual message this morning. Subject line; Friend - Message itself; Mark as friend.

My first thought was "Huh", I was not sure if this message was simply the SF showing interest, or if she is a friend I know already out of the lifestyle who I have no idea is now in the lifestyle or SLS. I did send her a nice novel type of reply suggesting she become paid and welcomed her to participate in forums.

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ewps? well dayum. :-P

Charles Town WV
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ewps--forgot that one's in private gallery.

but he has e.s.p.

;)

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oh jennadoll, he hasn't hit me up (yet). you've got that gorgeous face pic out there--so don't shortchange yourself.

if he does eventually hit me up i prolly will just delete. that type of message annoys me enough that i don't even bother responding.

rude of me but there it is. and i totally agree on the "nope."

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Subject line; Pilot stuck in PHL all weekend

Message; "Shoot up here and we can hit the town? I stay in SeaIsle all summer but my house is rented all next week, so looking to go out! Mike.

Clearly did not read my profile, and sure I will drop my weekend plans for the weekend to blindly shoot up to Philly to meet a man I have never met, talked to, and I am sure has sent out a blanket message to all avail single ladies within a 50-75 mile radius. Reply, Nope.

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this:

"I'd say this is all you need to know. I'd reply with "Never mind on the pics. We prefer friends who speak English. Good luck on your search.""

Bridgewater NJ
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"His reply just now, "Haha hahaha you really must think you some girl check your mouth before you get kick off of her" "

I'd say this is all you need to know. I'd reply with "Never mind on the pics. We prefer friends who speak English. Good luck on your search."

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So, got the standard "would like to chat with you. Kik me at XXXXXX"

I replied, "Why would we? No pics. A one line email. A profile and email that tells us nothing about you. Why are you wasting our time?" (sic)

His reply just now, "Haha hahaha you really must think you some girl check your mouth before you get kick off of her"

I asked him who "her is" and why is she kicking me off? and told him to ask for profile help in the forums and to read the "achieving single male success threads"

~rabbit~

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