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Fokker's, I may have found prior interaction between you two and that BS artist:

"her inviting and irresistible sexy curves"

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You guys obviously invited him to a function of some sort and enjoyed yourselves so immensely that you cannot remember.

Or maybe have a sit down talk with her curves and tell them to stop sending out uninformed invites....lol

~Allen

Charles Town WV
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Keep wondering BT......

Make sure to take your canary down with you.

Tuckerton NJ
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I wonder too.

From an upside standpoint, over the years, I guarantee they've improved your reception, Mr. F... ;-)

Ok...back to the coal mines.

BT

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BT, those magnetic breasts have been problematic over the years. Back on the age of CRT monitors and TVs, we had to constantly deguasse them after she would get within a few feet of them. But they were great for erasing the old VHS tapes.

They are very magnetic, my hands and mouth always finds them with ease ;)

I wonder what he would have said if he had seen our private gallery....

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Wait...Can we go back to Mrs. Fokker's magnetic breasts for a second?...

I could imagine those might be a problem when clearing airport security.

This squirrel/butterfly/shiny object moment brought to you by,

BT

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subject: Hey Guys

Message starts: Hello guys, .....then a sentence in "We are interested in mature couples.". last sentence reads "We read your profile and."

uhm, no, no you didn't.

smh.

automatic no thank you...not in the mood to be snarky

Bridgewater NJ
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Can certainly understand. That's why we blocked SM's long ago. Sure not all are creepy & the good ones fill a need for some, just not our thing. :D

Villas NJ
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Mrs F was more creeped then anythjng.

Tuckerton NJ
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That SM is quite the eloquent artist.....as in BS artist. LOL!

Villas NJ
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His profile is written in the same style, incredibly descriptive just an absolute joy to read. He combines intellect, sensuality, sexuality, and just plain nasty raunchiness in such a 'classy' manor that intrigues.

I can't even.....

Tamp you are right SMH...

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