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I'm a single female and I get this;

saw your profile, and you seem a very nice couple,

My reply was; Are you for real.

Newark DE
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Lol

Alpharetta GA
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You didn't say me hi?!?

Mcallen TX
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Lol. Come on now, he didn't reel you in even j7st a little with the kik thing? :^D

Tramp

Alpharetta GA
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I'm putting this here being I bet this is one of those blanket emails sent to SF, and who knows maybe Couples as well.

From Washington DC;

"I looked your profile, very interested in you. I opened my pics and plz look at my certifies. It will be real fun. If you say ok, just say me hi:) Hope to hear from you. If you not checking your e-mail here often, I can give you my number 571 ### ##37. Also my kik is r*****1####".

My reply to him; Just how many people have you copied and pasted this message to. Not interested.

Marydel DE
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Or that...lol

Alpharetta GA
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I told him we didn't owe him and explanation and he replied, "I figured she didn't get the chance to fuck many younger guys". I gave him a bit of an ass-chewing and blocked him. lol

~S~

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Have rabbit write him back.

She can explain to him that it's a Karma thing, and that she will only fuk an oddly-aged man during an oddly-numbered year.

Similar system being used for even years...

Tell him, "had you only been 32...."

Tramp (58 yrs old in 2016)

Alpharetta GA
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Email from SM who lives 1000 miles away.

"Are you interested in a 31 year old SM?"

We give the standard "Thanks for writing...not compatible." reply.

He writes back: "Why not?"

SMH

New Orleans LA
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Got a good one today, from a single bi curious guy. Looking for couples or females only. Horny as hell. Will let you suck my cock. If you want. Get back to me, I'm super horny. Guess if you're horny enough, you'll compromise your guidelined

Lyons NY
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TOPIC: Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
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