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As soon as he said, "thinking," I was thinking: "Dood, you are soooooo NOT thinking. "

Tramp

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The powerful lure of njny's pic must have turned their brains to mush. LOL!

Princeton NJ
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He had me at "thinking to invite you"..... sigh

Hammonton NJ
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two different SMs.

no prior contact.

y'all are familiar with the fact my profile was updated (with a date!) to say i'm not meeting new people.

first SM:

Just thought I'd stop by and say hello luv.

~delete~ (didn't read ANY of the profile, quite obviously!)

second SM:

subject Hello

message Love your profile dear. I am thinking to invite you for dinner without any further expectation. Objective of this meeting to know each other and become good friend first f.. Let me know your thought..of course eatery place with your choice ??

(dude, how can you possibly love the profile when it is obvious you haven't READ the profile?!)

the "you didn't read my profile i have a boyfriend good luck" reply will go out to that one.

{facepalm}

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Velvet, as NJ and Fokkers have pointed out - Sandy Hook is a Federal Park with allot more than Gunnison Beach o offer. Bike and jogging paths, Ft. Hancock, the bay side is used for wind surfing, food, picnic areas etc. And yes Gunnison is very laid back and relaxing too..

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And yes. I'm oh so Dewey from that, and the other, emails I've gotten.

These guys must think I'm as desperate as they act.

~rabbit~

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While I have found what I came looking for and no longer looking I still like coming to forums to read and participate. While reading I got a pop-up from a lifetime paid couple. I think the correct term is SLS IM. They asked one question "R U in2 Guys". I replied back "No, I'm straight", then as I was about to explain I am no longer looking for anyone the couple closed out the chat. I checked out the profile and they both claim to be straight. That completely lost me but that's cool.

Englewood FL
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Hey Scamp! You forgot to say he wants me to travel more than an hour to meet him

~rabbit~

New Orleans LA
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"I can host all day and I can fuck all day as well. Interested?"

Wow, so articulate, so suave...I'll bet rabbit is dewy with anticipation.

~S~

New Orleans LA
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there are also a bunch of parking fields with family beaches at Sandyhook… I've been to those. Just not to Gunnison.

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