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Got this the other day. It makes me sad. There's no reason why this can't happen, but it won't if it's the first thing you say to me.

"Free membership here and can't reply or see sent pics. My man and I want to give you the full monty with you alone or with your hubby. I'd like to see my man lick

your ass while you are getting fucked and I'm kissing you and he's eating me out... Mmmmmmmm text soon"

Aventura FL
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Got am email from a single guy who is a free member, no certs and calls himself a Bull right in his profile line. The following is directly copied from our profile:

"Single guys - if you reach out to us, please match the description above regarding what she is looking for. Also, if she cannot see your face as well as your body then there is no way she will even consider responding so please include in your initial email. If you call yourself a bull or a dom then we're not interested. Previous Certs for single guys are REQUIRED and free members will not be considered."

Normally we wouldn't even respond but I did just to point out the above from our profile. He responds back, not with an apology but saying how well he could please the Mrs. SMH.

Danvers MA
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Please forward their email addresses at your earliest convenience

Wenatchee WA
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I'll bet that there are some number of women who would ignore a thoughtful email but go for a "wanna fuck?" email.

Windermere FL
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Sort of an update to the old asking women in a bar if they want to fuck ploy of legend...only without the face slapping.

I don't know. I think 5% sounds pretty optimistic considering that unsolicited but thoughtful individual emails to people who's profile parameters I fit typically tend to elicit a response of any kind less than half the time.

Wenatchee WA
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And so the silver lining reveals itself.

Charles Town WV
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Here's the thing I'm wondering....

If a guy sends out a "let's fuck" email to everyone, I wonder what kind of "nibble" rate he gets.

Maybe it's 5%. Ok. So he sends out 200 emails - 10 want to fuck him?

Doesn't sound so bad. If blasting the locals with "let's fuck" got me a veritable heap of chicks each time, I might do it too. Sure, it might piss off most - but I still got pussy.

Windermere FL
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I like the way you both think R&K and LaFrack. Just got one now - "Hey Bitch, you looking for a Dom". Some dood in CT, like that impresses me. Deleted, then after a second blocked.

Delaware City DE
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so funny. the SM's that send a message hey check me out.. with a picture of his penis.. That gets an instant block by us !

Brandon FL
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That is indeed nice Jenna. My three messages today, one free male, member 2 years, no certs or pics, msg was "let's fuck". Blocked. 2nd from a couple, msg was "we c u are actively looking for couples. Lets meet, liked u'r ad". I'm saying if you read my profile you wouldn't of sent that message. They are paid with certs so I did send a nice reply. The third, male and member since 2/12. He has one cert, the women is my height and 100lbs heavier, out of state with 70+ certs, looks like she would do anyone. Big turnoff, plus his only pic are of his Dick. An ugly one at that. His msg "check me out". My reply, block.

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