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*rolling eyes*

subject: hey

message: hey how you doing

from: new sm, joined less than a week ago, who must have seen my name listed for a meet n greet i signed up for but who *obviously* didn't bother to actually read my profile (he's 25 years old, is 2 inches shorter than me, has one bathroom mirror selfie, and approximately 4 sentences in his profile.)

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Hey currentrider some times I get caught off guard!!!! Or with my panties down LOL ; )) XOXOXO Rosie

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LOL, I get it now. :-D

North Port FL
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Velvet,

I'm afraid you misunderstood my post. The delicious opportunity you missed was to ridicule the guy. Like for example Suprfun could have suggested to the guy who hoped she could find his penis..."Hang on dude, let me grab my readers."

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A little mascara...a little blush, and you too can have a pretty penis. Should have told him that he should try some extra concealer.

Me? I'm a fan of lipstick. The transferable variety.

BT

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BOY O BOY did I get a beauty of a IM today... I hope my pretty penis finds you... Or you can find it... Now I don't know about you guy's but I am really turned on!!!! So please stand back, he is allllll mine!!!!! CHECK PLEASEEEEEEE BLOCKED!!!!!!! XOXOXO Rosie

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We all know the cert debate, you want a picture of the sender to see if he is worth meeting..... Butt pix are a dime a dozen, let him see that smile, you may get the email you seek. :-)

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Currentrider,

I can see where you are coming from, but I am very picky and I will admit I am very fast to form an opinion from the first message. Dude was telling me he wanted to see my photo to see if I was worth meeting, my thought is he is not worth my time or effort. I prefer messages that have substance.

North Port FL
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Velvet,

It's very charitable of you to assume he was a demented fool rather than a clueless asshole. Still, blocking him without a response seems like a bit of a waste of a delicious opportunity...

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Free member. No pictures at all. No subject. Message; I want to see your pictures before I decide if I want to go further.

His profile sucked, member for 7 years, zero certs.

My reply was not to reply and I blocked the demented fool.

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