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@Justme

"Hey slut, how's it going?"

If I got an email like that I would be livid. Unless of course it was from someone who knew me...

Wenatchee WA
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Blue gumby free member at 3:53 AM

Lets fuck

(number)

Undeterred, at 4:53 AM he emailed again

Text me

(number)

Nice way to burn up 2 of your 5 emails a day.... idiot...

Windermere FL
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I just don't understand. Do they honestly think that writing that will make you go, "Oooo I have to meet him!" Seriously. Come on gentleman, up that game

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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That is horrible, I just signed on and got two. One good and one bad. The good from a nice man part of a couple with exceptional writing skills and a great profile, and the other which is the bad. The bad; nothing in the subject line and the body of the msg is "I'd love to pull your hair while slapping that ass and going balls deep" ---- Delete.

Frederica DE
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Just got another....hey slut, how's it going

Red Lion PA
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When do I get to hit that?

Oh, little blue gumby, there are soooo many things wrong with that sentence! --delete----

Red Lion PA
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"Noticed your profile and pics. "Great looking couple and she has legs to die for....love the choice of shoes."

Well, at least he has good taste.

~lady~

Alpharetta GA
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I got this one today from a couple that doesn't have a default photo and didn't attach any of their pictures to the email:

"Very hot for a little older that's a compliment"

Harrumph, I say, HARRUMPH! I was tempted to reply with something like I never knew that "very hot" was a compliment. Thanks for bringing me up to speed. But I only said thank you, and made sure no photos were attached to my reply. HARRUMPH!

Sheboygan Falls WI
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PureSweetness, I am going to be bold and say thank you for making me one of those you messaged and I must say I love your picture and I did find your message very nice indeed so at least from my message you sent me it was a good one. I will reply back shortly. Welcome to forums and SLS.

Frederica DE
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While I have had some time this morning to look at profiles I actually sent out several to forum people saying hi and how something in their pictures or profile struck me in a good way. I am hoping I do not end up seeing any negative comments about me here ......... (LOL).

Seaford DE
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