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well since I can't see us going to the UK to meet them, unless they want to come to KY for a Bourbon and Boobs tour I can't see much reason for emailing further.

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Absolutely! Old school conservation.

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so they were trying to make the note lite for the bird to carry?

Louisville KY
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Airmail postage is very expensive. Don't you remember the see through paper?

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Our birdie doesn't fly often anymore so when one popped up I assumed it was from a fora friend. Nope someone from the UK who just said Hi. yup just Hi.....bye bye.

Louisville KY
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NJ, For the record...I would totally do your feet.

Wenatchee WA
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Another one today...

To the Mrs,

"Wud u b in poly relship? b cuz i think im n luv!"

Already? lol, new record.

Charlotte NC
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From a 19 yr old:

Wassup girl

Burlington NC
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introductory message from a SM.

"I don't want to fuck your feet. Show me your pussy!"

my response--no thanks.

~delete~

Bridgewater NJ
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I think my response gives you the general gist of the incoming message: "I find it hard to read "I thoroughly read your bio" and "if you guys are free tonight" without calling bullshit." I'm a SF, for goodness sakes! How the eff am i a "you guys"?!?! Is he counting each boobie individually?

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