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Yosaf & Rolla welcome to the fun house.

I'd say the messages will get infinitely better, ahhhh you've already read evidence to the contrary.

Clemmons NC
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Too true, Rolla! One of the very first messages we received here was a SM who mentioned my beautiful smile. There's not a single picture of my face anywhere in our default gallery!

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We get very few emails. Most of them are one liners from single men looking to hook up. It clearly states in our profile that this is a marathon, not a sprint to the finish line, not last minuet hookup. She wants to be impressed, flirted with, and made to feel special. Not a single IM or emial has anyone ever tried to meet for coffee or drinks. Plus we get a great deal of dick pics. Our profile says no dick pics. It is clear that the men are not reading our profile. :(

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We get very few emails. Most of them are one liners from single men looking to hook up. It clearly states in our profile that this is a marathon, not a sprint to the finish line, not last minuet hookup. She wants to be impressed, flirted with, and made to feel special. Not a single IM or emial has anyone ever tried to meet for coffee or drinks. Plus we get a great deal of dick pics. Our profile says no dick pics. It is clear that the men are not reading our profile. :(

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We're new here, (female half writing) but had to chime in! We split our e-mail duties about 50/50 and enjoy texting each other during the day regarding messages we receive when we aren't together....good and bad.

We had a busy inbox this weekend, including 5 variations of "hi there." My two favorites for this thread, though: "nice legs, like to have them wrapped around me! have my head between then licking you dry!". That was the entire content, too. Nice first impression....ugh. And: "Wanna get together and fuck? We will give u our #" Ooh....ooh....sure! Let me send you those digits right away! Wait, who are you? Hahaha. Block. -N

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Re: IM

I keep the IM off because, as stupid as so many emails are, IMs are generally stupider still. Once in a while I turn it on by accident and in come the stupid messages "big black snake 4 u", "I'm horny", "are u looking for play right now?"

Windermere FL
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Received an e-mail from a single male (We block SM's but once in a while they slip through somehow)

"Good Morning, nice pics"

DELETE unanswered.

Princeton NJ
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An IM from last night. Profile is a couple local to my area. After a quick exchange about our tag line. "Mr. In town on business want to come to my hotel room tonight?" I explained my wife went to bed earlier and I did not think he wanted me to show up.

Orlando FL
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@NJNY, great advise as always. Lafrack, here is my dumbass message for the day;

Subject line - Blank

Message - Pics open, enough said.

I opened his pic's, honestly is the biggest cock I have ever seen but also a turn-off. That thing would cut me in two.

My reply to him - Yuck

It has always amazed my how guys are so damn insecure about their dicks. Of course us ladies do not help when they hear us talk about penice dicks but anything larger than 7 1/2 inches, 8 inches max will hurt me unless the man is extremely careful. I would take a guy with a 5 inch dick who knows how to use it over a monster dick on a guy who does not have a clue any day. After all I am looking for amazing Orgasms.

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LaFrack,

after a bit, you realize the folks who are clearly *not* a match (and send such crude and/or clueless messages) also clearly do NOT read profiles (or if they do, then they totally ignore everything but the pictures). and you will set up an "easy reply" button with a suitable message. btw Oh hell to the no is a good one.

let it roll off you sweetie and move on.

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