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TotalBabe... sing to the tune of the song Chitty Chitty Bang Bang:

Oh you yummy yummy fuck fuck yummy yummy fuck fuck I want you and, so yummy yummy fuck fuck yummy yummy fuck fuck why not screw? and, then yummy yummy fuck fuck yummy yummy fuck fuck want round two? fuck fuck yummy yummy fuck fuck my fine Floridian friend fuck lick clitty yummy fuck fuck my... hot... Flor-id-i-an... friend!

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Totalbabe, I thought you might like that.


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as I said in a previous post, We are a deeply flawed species

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OMG! A single guy must read the forums where I have commented, and just posted a limerick about my wife being away. He had written before, and we did not say no, but wrote back to him to say, "not right now."

He is listed as "straight." We make it clear in our profile that we are not at all interested in bi-males...

"Hi Lets play n have some fun.It will be our secret. I'm bi curious too, we can learn together, a little suck n fuck,just say when,I'll come over n make you happy,I'll suck it like n ice cream cone,I'll keep the juice,suck you dry,you wouldn't be able to handle it."

I wrote back to say no and if he has those desires, then he should change his profile from "straight" to "bi."

His response: "Hi Go home to mama n play with yourself, this site is for adults. You free B's are all alike. Beat your meat and be happy."

OK, I'm creeped out... we're lifetime members, so I'm not sure what he means by "free B's". He's blocked.

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If I close my eyes, I can feel it slippery and warm.

Danville VT
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but Totababe, what if what I really want to do is slide my way in (you)?

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@Mrs. Sav, Damn I thought you might forget who sent that and I could slide my way in!


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Inlove, We both wanted to Hit him up, down and across the head........get a clue dude lol

Mrs Sav

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LOL CJ If he looked anything like you I might have cut him some slack ....doubtful but ya never know lol

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so then did da ole man hit him up?

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