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I got a whole different type of welcome to SLS today; Subject, nothing. Body of message; Welcum to SLS! R u horny? Lets get acquainted. I love talking dirty. Not even going to entertain a reply, blocked. This was a Jersey dude. Not even close.

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Mrs U,

RIGHT ON GIRLFRIEND! I love that idea, would you be offended if I took a picture like that to use it myself to the clowns that send those type of messages.

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Welcome LittleDemon!

I'd tell the dudes offering to slap and ream your butt that they would have to bend over first, lol. Of course, for added effect I would also snap a picture of my hand holding the biggest, thickest dildo in the sex toy store and attach it to my reply to those wonderful SM's.

Have fun!

MRs. U

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TBR, LMOA with that -- "I'm a single male and have been on the site for 30 minutes. Why don't I have a line of hot chicks at my front door wanting to fuck me?" emails. MOST (not all) I get are guys who think I am here just for them, got this clown from CT that was saying how exciting it would be to slap my ass while he reams me. I was tempted to reply with an "In your dreams" but I decided just to block him.

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Goes along with all of the "Why don't people have sex the way I want them to?" and "I'm a single male and have been on the site for 30 minutes. Why don't I have a line of hot chicks at my front door wanting to fuck me?" emails.

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TBR, now I find that funny. Some dudes just don't get that maybe people who are taking a break still will stay on to stay in touch with friends and I must admit, I find Forums addictive.

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Title: Taking a break?

Body: Then why online?

Fullerton CA
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Thank you njnybi, got this one this morning from a free member for three years, no pictures, poor profile. "Give me a holler if you would like to exchange a picture". My reply is a non reply and block. I would call this guy a clunker for sure.

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welcome to the forums, little devil. your new acquaintance will be a great help; just be patient and weed through the "clunkers"

there are enough great people to make it worthwhile weeding out the good ones.

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"In town beginning xx/xx until yy/yy. Liked your profile. Would you be interested in meeting us out in a French Quarter bar and seducing my wife? She can't know this is a set-up..."

I declined, politely.

BT

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