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you might want to contact customer support, and let them know ASAP!! We would like to know how they got your real name !!!

Pennsauken NJ
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This comes from an Ohio "SF" that had the word Sinister in the screen name.

H1

Teach me I am new to this 740******* txt me names (insert my real name) I'll send pix

WTF!!?? How did they get my real name?

Lake Butler FL
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Awww, c'mon! Live a little! If you had a big American recreational vehicle in Bucharest you could drive into Slovakia. A big American recreational vehicle would be excellent for picking up girls in Bratislava!

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Well now... from another site, mind you. They opened pics, and she's pretty hot. But - from Bucharest ROMANIA:

Hello swingers people!! We are (names) and we have a wonderful new mansion for private parties.

Our mansion is situated near airport Henry Coanda in Bucharest ( 5 min drive from arrivals ), in an absolutely wonderful area and offers all the necessary comforts for high quality swing parties.

Our couple have 6 year experience in swingers party. We love to see each other get totally depraved with others and with each other. Anything is possible,always depends on the mood and the vibe of the night.

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I'll tell you one thing that's not possible - us flying to Romania for a party.

Windermere FL
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Not an email but an IM:

good morning, xxxxxx here she is ADORABLE Sir, congrats

adorable?? Couldn't you use a better term?

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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What I did you were an Auburn Fan? Or as I am sure in your case SoGood a FSU Nole ( assuming)?

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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Did someone say holes?

SB

Dallas GA
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@KJ: Ouch. Been there myself a few weeks ago by a SM only 10 years less than me asking if I was into Younger Men. Damn whippersnappers don't know to quit before the hole is too deep to climb out of.

Lafayette TN
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Seems to be working Sorillo

OT - second e-mail from couple after I've explained I am on a break. "Might you be willing to open up your galleries to us? We can also take the time between now and May to chat. My husband is very fond of mature ladies and I as well appreciate the experience and respect that is given from our aged and older females."

Aged AND older - well damn, let me throw on my dressy orthotics and housecoat then I'll be right over

Oak Ridge NC
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You know how it is in the puppet business......you gotta keep jerking those strings to keep folks interested.

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