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(an IM we got)

Hello. I got cheap obamacare health insurance I give free phone quotes. send me a message if interested

Seriously???

Windermere FL
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"Hi there, OMG what sext profile ! We will be at Secrets Friday and Saturday night. We would just LOVE to meet you. Is that possible?"

Um - yeah. Just find us. Seriously? We don't need to grant permission to say hello....

Windermere FL
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"Hi, can we see your pics?" E-mail from a couples profile from So. Jersey on SLS since 2003 with no pics, no certs, & only 2 lines written.

Didn't bother to respond, but almost felt like saying nothing screams fake like your profile!

Princeton NJ
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The guy I wrote about below did reply back with a complete BS story, so my reply this time will be no reply and block.

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"HOW DOES A SEXY STRESS RELIEVING FULL BODY MASSAGE AND SPECIAL ORAL PAMPERING FOR HER SOUND THIS WEEK OR NEXT? I'LL COME TO U. TEXT ME ANYTIME AT xxxxxxxxxxxxxx TO CHAT, SEXT, SWAP SEXY PICS...

I'M RETIRED AND FREE DAY OR NIGHT!"

- How does it sound? Desperate. And LOUD. Like he'd be hard of hearing based on typing in all caps. Possibly the most un-relaxing massage ever.

I haven't responded (if I even will) bc there's really too many fun ways to go with it.

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Got a msg from a couple who have been members since 5/6/2016. They have on gallery with two pictures, one of him with a selfie, then another of his junk, his msg; ~~~ "My name is XXXX. YES i read your profile and I'm not stupid LOL. IM DIFFERENT !!!!! I will be visiting my son in your area this weekend and decided to come early to see if I could meet some new open minded friends. I'm in your area once a month. I'm arriving Friday and departing Saturday morning. Please take a look. Pics are open.

No I did reply to him that as a couple why does he only have two pictures of himself without the female, I do not expect to get a reply being I told him his msg and his lack of pictures and a poor profile sets off red flags. To me he is either a cheater or single poser as a couple. Thanks

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From a couple with no pics:

"Hi?????"

Seriously. That's it.

Windermere FL
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@fokkers...yeah, that's always been my question, lol

@jenna...feeling your pain. And considering how awesome you are at expressing yourself through writing, it's definitely painful.

@current...can't be livid. I don't know the person, so know feelings other than, ugh, again.

Thanks for this thread btw. Makes me feel that it's not just me! ( Altho, it is...justme. Lol)

Dover PA
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Yeah, that's pretty extreme on the ridiculous side for sure.

We got one a while back along the same lines, but from a couple's profile. I had changed our tag line to read that I was making major changes to our profile, and apparently I was moving fast enough.

So...

We got this ridiculous email along the same tone as the one you described. Lol

Well, you know me, right? What is it that they say? "You can wrestle with a pig (tramp); however, you both get dirty...but the pig (tramp) likes it.

Tramp

Alpharetta GA
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@Justme

"Hey slut, how's it going?"

If I got an email like that I would be livid. Unless of course it was from someone who knew me...

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