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TOPIC: Submit_the_best_lines_from_your_favorite_emails_on_sls
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I've just spent a few minutes going through my deleted emails and now I hate people.

I'll spare you the fantasy itself, but this is how it ended: "I have a porn video here of exactly what I want to do with a woman.so if you are interested in having some fun I can show you it. I hope you reply soon with a positive and so I have been here in bed playing with myself and watching porn."

Bellingham WA
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You are a single male in the LS so you must be desperate and ready to fuck anyone who comes along! *rolling eyes*

Well, to be fair.......yeah, pretty much. Around me the crack of dawn isn't safe.

But I hate being reminded of that fact.

Waxahachie TX
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reply to my “i have a boyfriend and am not meeting single men/new people” pre-programmed e mail:

“we r a couple”

<facepalm>

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Here is a REALLY good one from a blue gumby I hope you like this one ' Hi my name’s XXX. I’m a horny bi 19 year old guy and would like to meet up with you two. I’m interested in being part of a threesome and fucking people older than me. If you’re willing to meet me text me hp[e we can fuck..'

Don't you just love that ?? That there my friends is email gold !!!

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Pennsauken NJ
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You are a single male in the LS so you must be desperate and ready to fuck anyone who comes along!

*rolling eyes*

New Orleans LA
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A couple of days ago. Late middle-aged couple, not one single smile in their photos. And the guy spams me to attend a bareback gangbang over the weekend.

"I've been asked to arrange a gangbang for a lady I've known for years. She has a fantasy of being blindfolded and have 5-6 men use her as many times as they want to filling all her holes with cum. She's a very attractive lady and not a bbw. I can text pictures of her. This will happen next Saturday at 3:00 in [town name]."

Funny thing is, if you read the text, he never actually ASKS me if I'd like to attend/participate. *shakes head*

Waxahachie TX
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Just now from another site we use:

SM: “Hmm....I do have an SLS female playmate. Do you guys ever get in towards NoVA? “

Reply: “ Yes, the male half travels there daily. What’s her ID? “

lol

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“Hi (male name) here how r u”

—-from the male of a “couple”

(my guess is didn’t even read my profile)

Bridgewater NJ
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SM: Lets meet Monday night at the casino!

Reply: What’s there to do there?

SM: have some drink if you like.Have sex in my room if you like!!..

There is a lesson here. Never ever assume it is the female you are corresponding with when you email a couple.

~Allen

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Got one today from a couple profile from Portland, OR. Just had 1 word: "Wow!"

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