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hey LOU, is he cheating on his wife, or his left hand LOL XOXOXO Rosie

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Hi I'm married and cheating looking for some NSA fun , hoping you are too.

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just again today....... " How about it. I know we coukd have alot of fun.. hopevwe can talk soom " That's how it was written!!!! My response was I am having fun.. When you graduate pre-school, and learn how to spell, and talk to people nice like a man you might have good luck... God I love this site XOXOXO Rosie

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SM 59 : I am horney and love to slap your ass.

Reply: I think we all are, but the Mrs. might get a little jealous of another man slapping my ass.

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Hey, here is another good one I just got last night... This is soooo awesome.... " HEY ,we were at the same house party, and I met you, we chatted, and thought we hit it off..... So why didn't we get naked and play!!! IT IS DEFINITELY YOUR LOSS!!!!! Girl's who have been with me always beg for more!!! LMFAO My reply was.. You are correct about the begging part.. I begged him to go away.. BLOCKED Can SOMEBODY PLEASE explain the attitude part to me???? I am totally at a loss????? Or is it just the N. East Corridor.. But I also thanked him for the good laugh.. XOXOXO Rosie

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Hey, no problem. They don't quite tell you those things in their help section either. Nothing more aggrevating than blocking someone to find out they aren't actually blocked, just slightly restricted..lol

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Thanks. I'm actually pretty familiar with their block functions, but I appreciate the help.

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@Sorillo: I have a hunch we use the same site as well. When you block, it only blocks contact. To fully block someone, use the full desktop site, not mobile, click on you user name on the top right, account. The next page that comes up, scroll about 1/2 wat down to blocked members and click on that. It opens a page with a list of blocked members and about 8 block functions, you may notice with IM/chat or email are ticked next to their user name. To the far right is view profile, tick that, scroll down, save changes. Now they are fully blocked.

~Allen

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On another site (where you can see who is viewing your profile), I had an email from an SF that said she liked my profile. I looked at hers and it was two sentences, one of which was "looking for intelligent guy with willing dick", and two blurry, dark photos. Not much to work with, and I'm too old to try to squeeze blood from a turnip. So I sent a polite but noncommittal email, with a simple self-deprecating joke. No response.

About 5 months later, she emails "Can I ask you a question?" That's it, that's the email. And like an idiot, I said yes. She asks, "You've looked at my profile a few times, why don't you say hi?" And like an even BIGGER idiot, I told the truth. "Because I generally prefer to interact with folks who are comfortable telling a little about themselves in their profile and emails."

Which precipitates a rant about how 90% of people don't read the profiles anyway so why put in the effort, and if you want to know something, just ask, and don't be creeping around my profile you pervy bastard.

Block.

Granted, that was probably a bit of a dickish reply on my part. But I hate it when my default position of "most people suck" is right on the money..

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NJ you are right on target.. its just amazing that even at our age, we have had more great sex, with fun sensual people on SLS and all are more mature in there mid 40's and older.. yes a couple in the late 30's too.. who enjoy playing with us...and keep coming back for more. Like fine wine.. the older if kept right ( we work out and eat right), maintained right (always dressed to please) ... is just so much better and without doubt we know what we want, how to get it, how to give it and so much more.. We had one just this am , a Newbie, who sent a fairly nice e-mail, but no photos and a one line profile. When we politely told him what we look for and some examples of those single males that have a great profile and great to be around.. he came back with a snotty answer "I told you I am new" .. Guess he never learned to write or appreciate those who WERE willing to help him along his journey. Oh well so it goes.. NJ once again.. thanks for your remarks. Its a pleasure to be around like minded SLS people instead of those who with no class and don't get it.. probably the same way in life too.

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