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TOPIC: Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
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I'm relieved that most of the single males we know don't have my personal phone number. Though I'm not sure if the winner from today was looking for playmates or somebody to adopt him for the whole weekend.

Thanks Baby for taking good care of me.....I'll be naked and waiting for you later!

XOXO Shelly {Mrs. U}

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Young SM (23ish) with a hot bod whom had passed Mr. U's previous interview sends him a text at 1:00 PM on Friday to inform he was available for the weekend. The Uriahs were planning a sex weekend and wished to invite him to participate.

Young SM's text response to Mr.U's inquiry as to what times over the weekend he was available:

"I'm available right now".

Block and Mental Note: TSTF ("Too Stupid to Fuck")

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The Uriahs enjoy interviewing individuals who make application to fuck the other--he interviews men who want to fuck her and she interviews women who want to fuck him. This is clearly explained on the profile.

Response last year from a SM applicant to Mr. U's request to meet at my favorite sports bar for a beer to chat:

"I'm not bi".

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No FQ. No airport, or Jackson.

The ride was strictly up and down. Ok, maybe a little sideways too, but only as needed for plot development...and navigation.

BT

"Mark Twain!!!"

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To Jackson?

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Ride? to the French Quarter? Airport?

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This just in: "Thanks for the ride."

BT

-Doing his part to make the world a happier place

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I like the way that Mrs. U handles the wannabe SFs.

Mr. U

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Condensed version of latest exchange from a free chick who sends birdie sometimes.

FreeSF: Looking good. Any GB's lately, got film?

US: if you get a paid membership you could view those personal picture galleries

FreeSF: Would love to see videos instead of pictures! yadayada AT the email.

US: {with eyes rolling as I typed} Thanks for your continued interest in our activities, have a great day!

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NJ,

Google "Sorry Folks The Park's closed" and watch the clip.

BT

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