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perfect!

you should TM that.

Bridgewater NJ
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I told you :)

You should tell him "No, I'm on here looking for unsecured loans and ductwork cleaning of my house."

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*snort*

response: "Looking for a play partner?"

{facepalm}

it's worse than "hey baby what's your sign?" was years ago.

smh

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Now he thinks you like him.

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got *another* e mail from a new single male.

subject: hi

e-mail: hi

{face palm}

i sent back: hello

Bridgewater NJ
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Hey Cowgirl that 609 area code is from NJ...Good luck sounds like the Assholes are creeping crawling out.... XOXOXO Rosie

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no foot long for me, but I don't feel jilted after reading he seems to be a troll, I will just be happy with nice normal guys thank you very much. .....

....... speaking of which, got this message from a guy with no subject line, and the message was simple, "My Personal Pictures are Open". Guy is young, 6'6", his junk was so ...... How do I put it ........ Yuck. The first thing that came to mind was a mushroom, big head, very tiny and skinny shaft.

I was kind, said thanks but no thanks.

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Kibbles, No harm no wrong idea when I see you show up as perving my profile, thanks for the heads up. Count yourself lucky you did not get a message from him, I have come to find him more annoying than Loserfer.

Newark DE
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Damn. I didn't make the cut.

Katie, don't get the wrong idea when i show up on your perved the profile list {grin}

Mcallen TX
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He emailed us when we lived in Virginia.

He emails us in Florida.

He emails our friends in North Carolina.

I wonder if he emails overseas. Would he fly to, say, Somalia for pussy?

Does SLS have any members in Somalia?

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