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OMG!!! Thank you! I had forgotten that one. Awesome!
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Here's one that is similar to the opening of this topic:
Friends may come and friends may go. Friends may peter out you know. But we'll be friends through thick and thin. Peter out or peter in! |
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Here's to the wine we love to drink, and the food we like to eat.
Here's to our wives and sweethearts, let's pray they never meet. Here's champagne for our real friends And real pain for our sham friends. And when this life is over, may all of us find peace. |
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In rebuttal I propose this toast:
Bottoms up, Tops down; Wear a smile Not a frown. MRV |
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Here's to the man who is wisest and best
Here's to the man who with judgment is blest, Here's to the man who's as smart as can be – I drink to the man who agrees with me! LRV |
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One of the funniest {and nastiest} toasts I've ever heard before was used by a Drag show MC, Ms. Hurricame Summers of the Connection Complex in Louisville:
"Here's to the men I f*d the best. I f*d em naked and I f*d em dressed. I F*d em all, and I'm not lying! If Id'a had wings I'd have f*d em flying ANd when they're dead and long forgotten~ I'll dig em up and f* em rotten!" Hey! What can I say? Ms. Summers ain't no lady! |
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Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold pint-- and another one! |
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One of my old favorites:
Here's to the girl who's mine, all mine. She drinks, and she bets And she smokes cigarettes... And sometimes she forgets That she's mine. All mine. |
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On the chest of a barmaid in Sale
Were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind, For the sake of the blind, Was the same information in Braille! |
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Everybody says, "cheers!". That's cool. I don't know if this has been done before, but if it has, it hasn't been recently. Share your funny or creative toasts here.
For example, "Here's to you and here's to me, I hope we never disagree...but just in case we ever do: here's to me and f* you!" |
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