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Here's to the man who is wisest and best Here's to the man who with judgment is blest, Here's to the man who's as smart as can be – I drink to the man who agrees with me!

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One of the funniest {and nastiest} toasts I've ever heard before was used by a Drag show MC, Ms. Hurricame Summers of the Connection Complex in Louisville:

"Here's to the men I f*d the best. I f*d em naked and I f*d em dressed. I F*d em all, and I'm not lying! If Id'a had wings I'd have f*d em flying ANd when they're dead and long forgotten~ I'll dig em up and f* em rotten!"

Hey! What can I say? Ms. Summers ain't no lady!

Mcallen TX
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Here's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold pint-- and another one!

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One of my old favorites: Here's to the girl who's mine, all mine. She drinks, and she bets And she smokes cigarettes... And sometimes she forgets That she's mine. All mine.

Mcallen TX
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On the chest of a barmaid in Sale Were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind, For the sake of the blind, Was the same information in Braille!

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Everybody says, "cheers!". That's cool. I don't know if this has been done before, but if it has, it hasn't been recently. Share your funny or creative toasts here.

For example, "Here's to you and here's to me, I hope we never disagree...but just in case we ever do: here's to me and f* you!"

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