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TOPIC: Creative_Toasting
Created by: kibblesnbits
Original Starting post for this thread:
Everybody says, "cheers!". That's cool. I don't know if this has been done before, but if it has, it hasn't been recently. Share your funny or creative toasts here.

For example, "Here's to you and here's to me, I hope we never disagree...but just in case we ever do: here's to me and f* you!"

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Now beer, my friends is a wonderful thing whether you be a prince, a pauper or even a king and to spill one precious drop is really a shame so waste not what you pour and we’ll drink to your fame

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ja ja ja!

como te gustan

Mcallen TX
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Salud Senorita Kibbles

Arriba, abajo, al centro, pa' dentro!

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OMG! MJ, that's very similar to the rye whiskey song one of the bandits sings to the little girl in "Savannah Smiles". Sweet, sweet movie. And I sing that song all the time to my boys.

Rye whiskey, rye whiskey, rye whiskey I cry If I can't get rye whiskey, I think I will die If the ocean were whiskey and I were a duck I'd swim to the bottom and never come up! Quack! Quack!

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Both of those were very clever!

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Along similar lines....

Times are hard, And wages are small, So drink more beer, And fuck them all.

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OMG!!! Thank you! I had forgotten that one. Awesome!

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Here's one that is similar to the opening of this topic:

Friends may come and friends may go. Friends may peter out you know. But we'll be friends through thick and thin. Peter out or peter in!

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Here's to the wine we love to drink, and the food we like to eat. Here's to our wives and sweethearts, let's pray they never meet. Here's champagne for our real friends And real pain for our sham friends. And when this life is over, may all of us find peace.

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In rebuttal I propose this toast:

Bottoms up, Tops down; Wear a smile Not a frown.

MRV

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