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TOPIC: Creative Toasting
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Everybody says, "cheers!". That's cool. I don't know if this has been done before, but if it has, it hasn't been recently. Share your funny or creative toasts here.
For example, "Here's to you and here's to me, I hope we never disagree...but just in case we ever do: here's to me and f* you!" |
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Now beer, my friends is a wonderful thing
whether you be a prince, a pauper or even a king and to spill one precious drop is really a shame so waste not what you pour and we’ll drink to your fame |
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ja ja ja!
como te gustan |
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Salud Senorita Kibbles
Arriba, abajo, al centro, pa' dentro! |
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LOL That is awesome.....
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OMG! MJ, that's very similar to the rye whiskey song one of the bandits sings to the little girl in "Savannah Smiles". Sweet, sweet movie. And I sing that song all the time to my boys.
Rye whiskey, rye whiskey, rye whiskey I cry If I can't get rye whiskey, I think I will die If the ocean were whiskey and I were a duck I'd swim to the bottom and never come up! Quack! Quack! |
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Thanks Kibbles :-)
If the ocean was vodka and I was a duck I'd swim to the bottom and drink it all up but the ocean's not vodka and I’m not a duck so pass me the bottle & lets get F****D UP!! |
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Both of those were very clever!
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LOL Good one TopTim
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Along similar lines....
Times are hard, And wages are small, So drink more beer, And fuck them all. |
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Ok, this is a political one and totally inappropriate but here it goes....
Here's to Osama that son of a bitch May his pecker fall off with the seven year itch And may they beat on his balls with a big brass hammer Until his asshole whistles the Star Spangled Banner. |
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