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If at first you don't succeed............. don't try skydiving.

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Confucius say - life is lie a shit sandwich, the more bread you got, the less shit you gotta eat.

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Confucius say..."Take the patriots and lay the points"

I think it was him anyway

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You may take a day off, But you can never put it back

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If you park.....don't drink......accidents cause people!

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Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes. ~~~ Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it. ~~~ Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses. ~~~ He who will not economize will have to agonize. ~~~ I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. ~~~

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CHINESE PROVERBS

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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

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Man who run in front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

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Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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East Ridge TN
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Kong Fu Zi - Confucius says:

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.

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I thought I'd give this a shot....I've heard some good sayings, and some funny ones.....I think we have a creative bunch here.....so let's put em out there.....ones we've heard, one's we've used or ones you've made up! I'll start....

Man with one hand in pocket not necessarily jingling change.....

(I just had to use this pic of hubby TFF......LOL ;)

Hugs, Jenn

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