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My Anal Glaucoma was acting up. I just didn't see my butt coming in today...

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I can't make it in for work today... I am in the shower and the shampoo bottle says to, "Lather, Rinse, Repeat."

Philadelphia PA
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My wife’s breasts are sore after her breast enlargement so I need to stay home and massage her tits.

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Sorry, cant make it today. I was fucked too well last night and Im still glowing* Its not contagious!

joan*

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'I need to miss work because my uncle was dying and I need to beat my cousin to the power tools.'

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I've been kidnapped by The Texas Cowboys Cheerleaders

(yea, I watched the game too)

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That hottie from the copy room who looks like Scarlett Johansson went out with me last night. She totally fucked me. Now I need to spend the day high fiving everyone I've ever met in my life.

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I’m getting married, and I have to figure out to whom....

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lol LOVE IT!!

Id love to come in today but I cant pull your wife offa my c*ck...

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I have anal glocoma "cant see my ass commin in today"

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