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if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Oreland PA
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Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see me in your pants!!!

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That shirt looks very becoming on you. But then again, if I was on you, I'd be cuming too.

New Orleans LA
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On FB, my preferred pick up line in a quiz was: I'd like to rearrange the alphabet and put U next to I.

Something like that...ha.

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Wanna play bury the salami?

Niagara Falls NY
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You have a nice butt.Want to go for a ride on my face...:}

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Hey...someone tried that one on me not long ago....they just used a longer version. "I love your shoes! Where'd you get them? We'd do you if you want to get a room....."

Um. No.

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Nice Shoes. Wanna Fuck?

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"Wanna get something straight between us?"

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A loooonnnnngggg time ago (I was 16--my first job), I worked at Dairy Queen. Blizzards were the new thing. I used to get sprayed that darn machine and covered in ice cream just across my boobs.

Some creepy guy said, "I'd like to lick THAT sundae." He had to be between 40 and 50 and hadn't showered that month. Euw....what a memory!! lol

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