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TOPIC: Bad Pick up lines
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Baby, I'm no Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
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My personal favorite, works every time I want to bring a girl home (to the basement)
Excuse me, does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you? |
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Spring TX |
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guy : whats the differance between a blow job and a hoagie(sandwich) ?
girl : i don't know guy : want to go to lunch ? works !!! seen it work at several bars |
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Huntingdon Valley PA |
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Never actually heard it used but here's a really bad one...
"Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) (Points to arm and flex) To the gun show!" |
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Charleston WV |
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You've been bad--go to MY room
bad pick up line -- he: "How do you want your eggs in the morning?" excellent rejection line -- she: "UNFERTILIZED" |
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Charles Town WV |
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What would you like for breakfast?
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Gainesville TX |
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I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?
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Salisbury MD |
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He said: "you look just like my second wife"
She said : "how many times have you been married"? He said: "just once" |
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Greenville NC |
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A friend of mine use this and it actually worked.
To a girl looking for a stool at a crowded bar: "Can I clear you a place to sit?" (then wipes his mouth) It took her a second but she laughed her ass off and went home with him. |
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Birmingham AL |
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Fuck me if I'm wrong but haven't we met before?
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Wilmington OH |
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