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TOPIC: Bad Pick up lines
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Hey babe you work for UPS? Cause I saw you checking out my package.

Oh Shit I lost my number ..... can I have yours?

Nice shoes ..... wanna fuck?

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Want to help me with my Genetics Experiment?

Allison Park PA
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Hey Baby!! Why don'tcha let me up in em guts a while!!

Madisonville KY
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My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want.

Visalia CA
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My daddy owns this place......lol

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Baby, I'm no Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Visalia CA
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My personal favorite, works every time I want to bring a girl home (to the basement)

Excuse me, does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?

Spring TX
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guy : whats the differance between a blow job and a hoagie(sandwich) ? girl : i don't know guy : want to go to lunch ?

works !!! seen it work at several bars

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Never actually heard it used but here's a really bad one...

"Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) (Points to arm and flex) To the gun show!"

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You've been bad--go to MY room

bad pick up line -- he: "How do you want your eggs in the morning?"

excellent rejection line -- she: "UNFERTILIZED"

Charles Town WV
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