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Someone really tried this on me at a local club...

"So, do you like to be eaten?"

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This line requires you and a (male) friend to accomplish.

You walk up to a girl and say "Hey, do you see my good looking friend over there?" (btw...helps if your friend is actually good looking). As you point to him, he will smile and wave at the girl. Then you say "He wants to know if you'll sleep with me."

Hilarity ensues.

Danville PA
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Here I am... what are your other 2 wishes?

Blythewood SC
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aaaawwww, shucks! lol! thank you rdy!

Allison Park PA
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I'm studying to be a sex therapist...would you help me with my thesis?

Allison Park PA
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Do you lay on your stomach when you are in bed?...No...Can I?

Wow! that must have hurt? ...What... When you fell from heaven.

Wanna Fuck? No, Ok I will settle for a blowjob.

My personal super trooper favorite. WHOOOO wants a mustache ride??????

Round Rock TX
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Sorry rdy...(hangs head in shame...) Welcome, babandmar.....lol!

Allison Park PA
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My Doctor prescribed more sex for me...care to fill that presciption?

Allison Park PA
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My magic watch says that you don't have any underwear on.....(to which she replies "I do").....Damn, must be 15 minutes fast.

West Chester PA
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If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I would have 5 cents

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