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“Excuse me; I think you owe me a drink.”
[She says, "Why?"] “Because when I saw you from across the room I dropped mine. |
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Hey baby, I want to hop your bones. Nine times out of ten I would get the royal shit slapped out of me but that tenth one, wooie, made them nine other times all worthwhile.
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Berryville AR |
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At the grocery store when asked "Paper or Plastic?"
It doesn't matter; I'm bi-SACK-tual ;-) |
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Visalia CA |
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was my 25th Bday.............was at a club with my best friend.
saw this guy n said to her........thats what i want 4 my birthday ill be damned if she didnt go over n tell him when i went to get a drink bout an hour after we got home the doorbell rang...........i about fell over....he was standing there. never in a million years thought that stupid line would work..especially second hand..lol |
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Carmichael CA |
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Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
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Pittsburgh PA |
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Someone really tried this on me at a local club...
"So, do you like to be eaten?" |
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Pittsburgh PA |
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This line requires you and a (male) friend to accomplish.
You walk up to a girl and say "Hey, do you see my good looking friend over there?" (btw...helps if your friend is actually good looking). As you point to him, he will smile and wave at the girl. Then you say "He wants to know if you'll sleep with me." Hilarity ensues. |
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Danville PA |
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Here I am... what are your other 2 wishes?
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Blythewood SC |
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aaaawwww, shucks! lol! thank you rdy!
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Allison Park PA |
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I'm studying to be a sex therapist...would you help me with my thesis?
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Allison Park PA |
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