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Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

New York NY
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Guy in bar: I hope you're standing under the sprinklers, because you're so hot you're gonna set this place on fire. Me: (Rolling eyes) Oh God

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One my friends and I used when we were young. Excuse me do you have (your last name) in you? ----- Want some?

It actually worked pretty good, being from a small town it sounds like a reasonable question to start with.

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at least they didn't say they would eat the booger too ;-}

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- Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you. - If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. - Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? - Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no. - If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

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My magic watch says you don’t have on any underwear.

Yes I do

Damn! It must be 15 minutes fast!

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“Excuse me; I think you owe me a drink.” [She says, "Why?"] “Because when I saw you from across the room I dropped mine.

Philadelphia PA
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At the grocery store when asked "Paper or Plastic?"

It doesn't matter; I'm bi-SACK-tual ;-)

Visalia CA
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was my 25th Bday.............was at a club with my best friend. saw this guy n said to her........thats what i want 4 my birthday

ill be damned if she didnt go over n tell him when i went to get a drink

bout an hour after we got home the doorbell rang...........i about fell over....he was standing there.

never in a million years thought that stupid line would work..especially second hand..lol

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Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

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