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Do you know what fucks like a tiger and winks?

{wink}

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A bartender friend of mine used to swear by this one. She'd ask guys: "Would you like to see my panties? C'mon, they're out in my car"

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You have to have REALLY mastered the wide-eyed innocent look for that one to work.

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{good eye contact, finger in mouth, withdraw SLOWLY...then tap guy on front of shirt in general pec area} {blink, blink} "oh! let me take you home and get you out of those wet clothes" corny, but always worked for me.

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"You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more?"

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Hello, I am Mr. Right..I heard you are waiting for me..

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"Do you know anything about real estate?"

*grabs crotch*

"Is this A LOT?"

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Worked for me at least three times: Hi, I'm (your first name). It's getting late and boring. It's probably a good time for us to go somewhere and cuddle? May I take you home?

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See that girl over there...she is uglier than you..[ ..true story.. ]

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Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

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