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The only STD I have is sexually transmitted desire...for you
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You got my attention.....(wink)
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Mission TX |
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Do you know what fucks like a tiger and winks?
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A bartender friend of mine used to swear by this one. She'd ask guys: "Would you like to see my panties? C'mon, they're out in my car"
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You have to have REALLY mastered the wide-eyed innocent look for that one to work.
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{good eye contact, finger in mouth, withdraw SLOWLY...then tap guy on front of shirt in general pec area} {blink, blink} "oh! let me take you home and get you out of those wet clothes" corny, but always worked for me.
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This one was used on me successfully because I'm a sucker for cheese.
"Your dad is a thief....because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes" |
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"You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more?"
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Round Rock TX |
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Hello,
I am Mr. Right..I heard you are waiting for me.. |
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"Do you know anything about real estate?"
*grabs crotch* "Is this A LOT?" |
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