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(said to us by a single guy this past weekend):

You look so familiar.. you look like someone I'm about to meet..

Bensalem PA
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I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Visalia CA
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Hey, I hear your ankles are having a party.

You want to invite your pants down?

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my dick just died can i bury it in your ass

Bloomfield NJ
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Let me show you how we make Donut holes at the bakery!

Sacramento CA
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Wanna play carnival? Sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

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A guy actually tried this one one me: "Hey, why don't we go out to my car for a little bit?" {I didn't know him from anyone and I WASN'T impressed} my reply: "I've got better ways to waste my time" C'ya!

Mcallen TX
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Roses are red, violets are blue

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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{groan!}

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The only STD I have is sexually transmitted desire...for you

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