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Nice Shoes. Wanna Fuck?

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"Wanna get something straight between us?"

Littleton CO
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A loooonnnnngggg time ago (I was 16--my first job), I worked at Dairy Queen. Blizzards were the new thing. I used to get sprayed that darn machine and covered in ice cream just across my boobs.

Some creepy guy said, "I'd like to lick THAT sundae." He had to be between 40 and 50 and hadn't showered that month. Euw....what a memory!! lol

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A friend of ours has been using this one. For some reason he's not having much luck. lol

"I put the STD in stud. Now all I need is U."

Shippensburg PA
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Hard to say, I have been asked if I was a cowboy, another time I had a little lady walk up to me and go "You're so BIG!"

Burleson TX
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"bump"

My friend got this line at a karaoke bar: "So...how many octaves can you sing?"

San Antonio TX
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I must be part arab because I'd love to kiss your camel toe

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Excuse me but my tool needs a shed.

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Here is a good one. what are some really bad pick up lines you have heard?

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