here is one me and a friend used to use as a joke never thinking we would ever get a response. " damn baby how hot did you have to get the oven to melt that ass into those jeans" the guys response was "hot enough to melt butter" lmao others that I have heard are " I lost my number can I have yours" " I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me" or one of my favorites " vous le vous couche avec moi" or will you go to bed with me. now on a drunken night I told the other half before we were a couple be glad you wasn't here last night I would have raped you! his response can't rape the willing! needless to say the one night stand turned into 5 yrs and two kids later lol!!

Guy in bar: I hope you're standing under the sprinklers, because you're so hot you're gonna set this place on fire.
Me: (Rolling eyes) Oh God

is heaven missing an angel, because I hope your a slut

One my friends and I used when we were young.
Excuse me do you have (your last name) in you? ----- Want some?

It actually worked pretty good, being from a small town it sounds like a reasonable question to start with.

I soooo enjoy reading these! You know, a while ago I stumbled on a site that coaches men on how to score all in one go. There were forums on pick up lines and closing the deal and all kinds of s tuff. I found it fascinating, eerie, and actually sensible, too. It was quite matter-of-fact and spoke to the mindset of men which is (stereotypically) goal oriented.

They had some seriously good pick up lines. If I find it again I will post it.

at least they didn't say they would eat the booger too ;-}

- Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
- Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
- Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
- If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Used on me while I was bartending...

Do you know what the biggest difference between me and Dr. Seuss is?

Hmmm...I'm intrigued.

My bedtime stories will make you sweat.

My magic watch says you don’t have on any underwear.

Yes I do

Damn! It must be 15 minutes fast!

Hi I noticed your sweater,is that felt?
NO
Do you want it too be