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TOPIC: Bad Pick up lines
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| Here is a good one. what are some really bad pick up lines you have heard? |
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(said to us by a single guy this past weekend):
You look so familiar.. you look like someone I'm about to meet.. |
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Bensalem PA |
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I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
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Visalia CA |
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Hey, I hear your ankles are having a party.
You want to invite your pants down? |
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Memphis TN |
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my dick just died can i bury it in your ass
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Nutley NJ |
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Let me show you how we make Donut holes at the bakery!
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Sacramento CA |
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Wanna play carnival? Sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
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Memphis TN |
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Your face is so hot I'd bake cookies on it.
Haha..heard it on the radio today. :) |
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Albuquerque NM |
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A guy actually tried this one one me: "Hey, why don't we go out to my car for a little bit?"
{I didn't know him from anyone and I WASN'T impressed} my reply: "I've got better ways to waste my time" C'ya! |
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Mcallen TX |
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Roses are red, violets are blue
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? |
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Memphis TN |
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{groan!}
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TOPIC: Bad Pick up lines
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