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TOPIC: Worst place you've had sex
Created by: justpookingaround
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Many have enjoyed reading about the best sex or kinkyest place they have had sex. But what was the worst sex or the worst place you've had sex?
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With my ex before we were married...parked beside a country cemetary..we were waaaay out in the sticks and we lived 3 hours apart so the entire visits became a "where can we find to fuck" mission...anyways we were gonna fuck and locked our keys in the van..had to walk a mile down the road to give this lady some bullshit excuse about us being at the grave yard to look at tombstones so we could use her phone to call pop a lock....expensive as fuck!

Oak Grove LA
 
 
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My worst sex was with my first sls meet . he was not very well endowed & very bad @ sex to boot ! He was sweating sooooo bad i thought he was going 2 have a heart attack ....... I am surprised i still went on meets after that 1 lol

Claymont DE
 
 
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Prison. I don't really want to talk about it.

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Danville PA
 
 
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My parents' house. It was before we were married. My parents had already moved into their new house. It was a hot day in July and the A/C was off. There was no furniture and no curtains. We did it in my parent's old room because it had the most comfortable carpet.

Until we saw the car park outside, we had forgotten that the realtor had a key so she could show the house to potential buyers. When we saw her bringing a couple toward the house, we grabbed all our clothes and ran into the walk-in closet. We were so sweaty we couldn't get our clothes on. When we came out of the closet, the realtor and the couple had already left. We don't know if they decided the house wasn't for them without going inside or if the heard noises.

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the bus terminal in Nazca, Peru. We were backpacking across the country and in an effort to save money we had been taking night buses insteasd of sleeping in hotels. We saw the sights and still had some time to kill, and found a semi-private stall in the unoccupied men's room. It stank to high hell but we hadn't had any privacy in days. Just as we get into it, a guy walks into the stall next to us and proceeds to drop the loudest turd I've ever heard. After a few seconds we are out of the mood, but afraid to get caught so we wait him out. He took his time. I have no idea what he had for breakfast, but I learned my lesson that bathrooms are not good places for hijinks!

Brooklyn NY
 
 
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It was b4 I met my wife.

The worst place I had sex was my bedroom with my ex wife!

Lord I get chills thinking about it

Plains PA
 
 
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In high school with my gf who I later married. We went to a high hill on a golf course, locked our arms and legs together and took a roll downhill. All I can say is "we had a hole in one!" or was it "one in the hole!"

Cape Coral FL
 
 
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In the house with a Ex Couple we spent almost a year with. Bad Sex.!!!!

Sparta TN
 
 
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In a neighbors backyard, close to the trashcans where it was nice and dark. Not so great when they turned on the porch light to take out the trash and found two half-naked teenagers. We didn't get to the full on sex but there was a lot of petting and bare asses for the viewing.

Somehow the smell of the trash didn't seem to bother us though...

Herndon VA
 
 
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Miniature golf course in the middle of the night. Absolutely insane rug burns

New Kent VA
 
 
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