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"... mashed a button ..." Is this a southern expresson?

Flat Rock NC
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***This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drink. So she puts some more change in and pushed another button and out comes a drink.

She keeps putting change in and pushing buttons and getting drinks. Here comes a man and asks the blonde if she is gonna be through at this machine any time soon and she responds

"I'm not gonna quit until I stop winning

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It's fun,engaging and worth the membership. But do remember this..... to be balls deep in the fun, you gotta join. Tell um finger sent ya...lol

** waves Hi to all youse Vanilla waffers and peeking Tom's ** Thank you for the attention and remember unlike most disclaimers please "Do Try This Stuff at Home" instead of just being a Wanker ~grin~ ffaux

Peace out ~ ffaux~

Buford GA
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TGIFF.......Thank Gawd It's Fucking Friday !!!!

It's fun,engaging and worth the membership. But do remember this..... to be balls deep in the fun, you gotta join. Tell um finger sent ya...lol

** waves Hi to all youse Vanilla waffers and peeking Tom's ** Thank you for the attention and remember unlike most disclaimers please "Do Try This Stuff at Home" instead of just being a Wanker ~grin~ ffaux

Peace out ~ ffaux~

Buford GA
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** waves Hi to all youse Vanilla waffers and peeking Tom's ** Thank you for the attention and remember unlike most disclaimers please "Do Try This Stuff at Home" instead of just being a Wanker ~grin~ ffaux

It's fun,engaging and worth the membership. But do remember this..... to be balls deep in the fun, you gotta join. Tell um finger sent ya...lol

Peace out ~ ffaux~

Buford GA
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** waves Hi to all youse Vanilla waffers and peeking Tom's ** Thank you for the attention and remember unlike most disclaimers please "Do Try This Stuff at Home" instead of just being a Wanker ~grin~

It's fun,engaging and worth the membership. But do remember this..... there are grammer nazi's and speel checkers up in here too. Just equate them to virtual paparazzi waiting to get that money shot....and then forgetaboutit ~smile~

Buford GA
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** waves Hi to all youse Vanilla waffers and peeking Tom's ** Thank you for the attention and remember unlike most disclaimers please "Do Try This Stuff at Home" instead of just being a Wanker ~grin~

Peace out, with a thought for the day hug your loved ones twice just cause you can.

Buford GA
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A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative." A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

Peace out peeps, have agreat weekend, & HAPPY FRUK"N FRIDAY !!!

Buford GA
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** waves Hi to all youse Vanilla waffers and peeking Tom's ** Thank you for the attention and remember unlike most disclaimers please "Do Try This Stuff at Home" instead of just being a Wanker ~grin~

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship

Peace out, enjoy yawls day and Happy Get Write Thursday !! :)~

Buford GA
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** waves Hi to all youse Vanilla waffers and peeking Tom's ** Thank you for the attention and remember unlike most disclaimers please "Do Try This Stuff at Home" instead of just being a Wanker ~grin~

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship

Peace out, enjoy yawls day and Happy Get Write Thursday !! :)~

Buford GA
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A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions).

The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." The man packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions carefully."

The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do:

1. Take a shower. 2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume. 3. Slip into a very sexy teddy. 4. Crawl into bed and position the frog in place.

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store." So, the girl calls the pet store.

The man says, "I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be right over." Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The girl welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there."

The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"

Peace out, enjoy yawl's thump day !!!!~smile~

Buford GA
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