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** waves Hi to all youse Vanilla waffers and peeking Tom's ** Thank you for the attention and remember unlike most disclaimers please "Do Try This Stuff at Home" instead of just being a Wanker ~grin~

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship

Peace out, enjoy yawls day and Happy Get Write Thursday !! :)~

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** waves Hi to all youse Vanilla waffers and peeking Tom's ** Thank you for the attention and remember unlike most disclaimers please "Do Try This Stuff at Home" instead of just being a Wanker ~grin~

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship

Peace out, enjoy yawls day and Happy Get Write Thursday !! :)~

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A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions).

The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." The man packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions carefully."

The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do:

1. Take a shower. 2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume. 3. Slip into a very sexy teddy. 4. Crawl into bed and position the frog in place.

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store." So, the girl calls the pet store.

The man says, "I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be right over." Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The girl welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there."

The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"

Peace out, enjoy yawl's thump day !!!!~smile~

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A brunette was jogging through the park when she found a magic lamp. She rubbed it, and of course a genie appeared out of nowhere.

"You are allowed three wishes," the genie informed her. "But, I must warn you -- anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much."

"Okay," the brunette said warily. "Give me a nice house."

The genie waved his arms and replied, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two."

Planning her wishes carefully, the brunette said, "For my second wish, give me a gorgeous man."

"Okay," the genie replied, waving his arms. "You now have one gorgeous man, and all the blondes have two."

"Fine. For my last wish," the brunette said craftily, "I want you to make my ass as big as Kim Kardashian's "

Peace out enjoy your day folks :)

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Q: What is the best secretary in the world to have? A: The one that never misses a period.

Have a great day,,,peace out :)

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Sharing a funny post I saw this morning in the vanilla's ... " A douche bag of your magnitude could clean a whales vagina "

Hope everyone"s day works out to be is easy like Sunday morning.

Peace out ~smilke~

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Sharing a funny post I saw this morning in the vanilla's ...."Your gawd fearing facebook updates do not cause me to forget what a slut you where in high school."

I changed the spelling of "gawd" cause I can and wanted too.

Peace out, have a fun Saturday folks :)

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Uh, after 19 days I can still see your hand print back there?

Peace out;)~

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Night everyone * smacks Sacs ass on the way out

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Peace out;)~

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