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Fun,

It can be worse, he could possibly be trying to impregnate you!

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Mons, one other thing. If you were suggesting that I contacted any of the women who have written certs for you, that would be a lie.

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It embarrasses me that a stranger dood would spend so much time thinking about me and so much time writing it all out. Shivers.

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Hey it was worth it I laughed out loud for at least solid minutes !

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It took 30 days to write that crap ?

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LOL@M

Ya know there are certain things in life we just don't get, and mostly because we don't want to get it. I think this applies in more ways than one in Mondieu's case.

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I took your advice, looked at FunAhoy, then at you, then at him. I chose him, in fact, FunAhoy, I flew all the way to NOLA to meet. Yet I wouldn't drive less than five miles to meet you, neighbor ;).

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Doth God suffer the crows to peck at His Angels' eyes?

Let me answer: I do not!

How canst be that I have no sooner returned from Ohio (wherein there is a surfeit of pregnant wives in whom I took delight, sadly though these husbands had stolen the march on me for I would counsel it best to leave the seeding of wives to my good offices) only to have one drenched still in my heavy musk give report that you oh so foolish idlers have chosen to visit those who cert me with your vile contumely, and thus have given harsh conference, both to your betters and to your own silent or dissembling MEMBERS who have known the thickness and terror of mine.

I will swear to it, you are a conflagration of most unmanly knaves as ever and again you strike at a woman's looks and hairy her appearance. It is well put to term you thus: inane drones. Howard Cosell coined the phrase and it suits you doubly as like silly male bees most of you seldom have sex and are thoroughly incapable of making honey. Yet it is I who will sting you to my purpose, for you do create buzz though your bilious discourse on every single thread on these forums causes those who look to mainly leave the field to the noisome stench of you alone.

Her belly full of me, she drifted into sweet slumber but recalled one name. I name him now, Blasphemer, though you call him by another, FunAhoy. Blasphemer, I say, for blasphemy it is; trecherous, bawdy, base, pernicious blasphemy! And to look upon him, how does he dare?

I would ask certain liberties in my response to those who prey upon women within these forums.

Each women embraced perfects me in her passion and her yielding. It is in the bareback purity of our union that we are beings transformed, surmounting race, rising beyond mere humanity into otherworldly beauty and overwhelming joy! She is Beauty! White, pure, angelic! And I, blackest Night! Angel, purest white; and I, DIVINE!

So fall on your knees and hear the angels voices!

You are decrepit and aged, sixty or more if you are a day. You would do well to make your peace with God before age overtakes you and looses your mortal coil. But read on for I am not without pity, but do not look to these so-called friends who would rise to your defense.

Fie! Saw you with two women? What of it? Tell those ladies to look at FunAhoy! Now look at me! Now back to FunAhoy! Now back to me! Sadly, Blasphemer, you aren't me. But in my infinite kindness I offer this. Your ladies can have the man their man can't be. Hie them to the airport for herein lies your absolution. Send those women to me, Blasphemer, of course at your expense, and I will send them back to you filled with my thickest and frothiest creampies. For it is not for you to seek absolution for your foul blasphemy from this fals'd god who knew not women and offers only the Blood of the Lamb. No. You will find peace in the Sperm of the Ram!

My angels will spread their legs and offer you my highly sought-after ambrosia, food from the God! My creampie sustenance I offer you, and as you sup my angels will school you in proper pronunciation and spelling of the name, Mon Dieu! Hereby you will learn comportment and decorum before we Higher Men. For the next two years, any woman who expresses interest in you should be sent here and if they question your motive tell them you yield to me what is mine by right of nature! Your goal should be to provide sufficient women that creampie is your only sustenance.

If you run into a woman who cannot travel, then post lifesize photos of me on your bedroom walls and light candles scented with the musk of oxen, horse or moose before them. Bid your women to look at my splendid physique and dream of me and, just maybe, you might bring your first woman to orgasm.

Follow my precepts, Blasphemer! It is better this than the outer darkness where there is naught but cold and the gnashing of teeth.

Mon Dieu!

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They are renaming the Y bridge here in Akron after Mon Dood.

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LMAO...good point

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