115
Complaints of a Single Male : Swingers Discussion 18729810241
Busy Swingers Forum - everything you always wanted to know about swingers.
SwingLifeStyle Swingers Personal Ads. | SwingLifeStyle Swingers Clubs

Busy Swingers Forum

Everything you always wanted to know about swingers.

Create A Free Account

HELP
FORUMSGeneral Discussions3-SomeComplaints of a Single Male
TOPIC: Complaints of a Single Male
GoTo Page: Less ... 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
Start   241 to 244 of 244 
User Details are only visible to members.
Thank you Rdy2play. My summer was ok, it could have been better though.

Far Rockaway NY
Username hidden
(49 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
Mondieu - I've come across pretty much all of what you described except for #1. "Single straight," men never hit me up.

Far Rockaway NY
Username hidden
(49 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
" Look you are in Arkansas. I am in New Jersey. History warns against Napoleonic marches to St. Petersburg."

That would have been so much better if you had said he was in Florida!

Actually, your complaints are often our complaints as well. Couples (and husbands pretending to speak for the couple) behave the same way toward other couples.

- ST

Kitty Hawk NC
Username hidden
(271 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
Ok, everyone rants on single men and with good reason as discussed in nearly all forum posts. But I must say that there are some things that couples do that we all could do without.

So here is my list of complaints. Sadly the first one is about single men.

1. "Straight" single men IM or chatting me.

Hey, dudes, do I look like I'm wearing a dress? Are that many of you sexually confused? And no! You may not see my pics! There is free porn all over the internet! Honestly, you are a pestilence! What must the poor couples be going thru with the actually straight males.

I never initiate IM or chat with a couple. If I contact a single guy, I have a woman wanting a gangbang. Other than that use the forums.

2. Hubby's Surprise Fantasy: Unsuspecting, never-swapped-before, blonde Susie Cupcake? You're going to be bred tonight by Mr. BlackEvil Incarnate! Surprise!

Invariably, at least 10 newbies a day, free members, no pics and no certs think this is going to happen. Discussed swapping with the wife? Kinda. Discussed interracial with the wife? No, but my buddy and I talked about it.

Less than 1% of you ever manage a meeting, the rest are time wasters.

Mon Dieu's Rule #17: Consult your psychologist if this fantasy occurs to you. Only then contact me.

3. Romance my wife long distance: Look you are in Arkansas. I am in New Jersey. History warns against Napoleonic marches to St. Petersburg.

Yes, you came to New York four years ago. I understand, but I cannot spend all day on yahoo with your wife even if she is so gorgeous that I am in tears ignoring her.

Mon Dieu's Rule #4: Air time must remain inversely proportional to distance.

4. Seduce my wife at 150 miles: We've agreed to meet. Pics seen, conversations had, parameters all seem set but then, "Let's meet at a bar, and "if" you seduce her, then we will get the room. By the way, she loves ballroom dancing."

Anything involving hoops and jumping is germane to a local audience only. Do not subject anyone to a seduction test after a 3 hour drive. Are you insane?

Mon Dieu's Rule #23: '"If's" exist only under one hours drive and she better be hot!

5. Do you have more pics?

What is it that people want to see? Is there a holy grail pose perhaps? I've 108 pics from G to XXX in every legal hetero activity. My yahoo ID was banned for illegal XXX content. If you can't get an idea of appearance from all that.

I'd love to hear from other single guys, if you dare!

Mon Dieu!

Willoughby OH
Username hidden
(123 posts)
GoTo Page: Less ... 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
Start   241 to 244 of 244 
TOPIC: Complaints of a Single Male