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Created by: mondieu1724 Original Starting post for this thread:
Ok, everyone rants on single men and with good reason as discussed in nearly all forum posts. But I must say that there are some things that couples do that we all could do without. So here is my list of complaints. Sadly the first one is about single men. 1. "Straight" single men IM or chatting me. Hey, dudes, do I look like I'm wearing a dress? Are that many of you sexually confused? And no! You may not see my pics! There is free porn all over the internet! Honestly, you are a pestilence! What must the poor couples be going thru with the actually straight males. I never initiate IM or chat with a couple. If I contact a single guy, I have a woman wanting a gangbang. Other than that use the forums. 2. Hubby's Surprise Fantasy: Unsuspecting, never-swapped-before, blonde Susie Cupcake? You're going to be bred tonight by Mr. BlackEvil Incarnate! Surprise! Invariably, at least 10 newbies a day, free members, no pics and no certs think this is going to happen. Discussed swapping with the wife? Kinda. Discussed interracial with the wife? No, but my buddy and I talked about it. Less than 1% of you ever manage a meeting, the rest are time wasters. Mon Dieu's Rule #17: Consult your psychologist if this fantasy occurs to you. Only then contact me. 3. Romance my wife long distance: Look you are in Arkansas. I am in New Jersey. History warns against Napoleonic marches to St. Petersburg. Yes, you came to New York four years ago. I understand, but I cannot spend all day on yahoo with your wife even if she is so gorgeous that I am in tears ignoring her. Mon Dieu's Rule #4: Air time must remain inversely proportional to distance. 4. Seduce my wife at 150 miles: We've agreed to meet. Pics seen, conversations had, parameters all seem set but then, "Let's meet at a bar, and "if" you seduce her, then we will get the room. By the way, she loves ballroom dancing." Anything involving hoops and jumping is germane to a local audience only. Do not subject anyone to a seduction test after a 3 hour drive. Are you insane? Mon Dieu's Rule #23: '"If's" exist only under one hours drive and she better be hot! 5. Do you have more pics? What is it that people want to see? Is there a holy grail pose perhaps? I've 108 pics from G to XXX in every legal hetero activity. My yahoo ID was banned for illegal XXX content. If you can't get an idea of appearance from all that. I'd love to hear from other single guys, if you dare! Mon Dieu!

Created by: mondieu1724
Original Starting post for this thread:

Ok, everyone rants on single men and with good reason as discussed in nearly all forum posts. But I must say that there are some things that couples do that we all could do without. 

So here is my list of complaints. Sadly the first one is about single men.

1. "Straight" single men IM or chatting me. 

Hey, dudes, do I look like I'm wearing a dress? Are that many of you sexually confused? And no! You may not see my pics! There is free porn all over the internet! Honestly, you are a pestilence! What must the poor couples be going thru with the actually straight males. 

I never initiate IM or chat with a couple. If I contact a single guy, I have a woman wanting a gangbang. Other than that use the forums. 

2. Hubby's Surprise Fantasy:  Unsuspecting, never-swapped-before, blonde Susie Cupcake? You're going to be bred tonight by Mr. BlackEvil Incarnate! Surprise!

Invariably, at least 10 newbies a day, free members, no pics and no certs think this is going to happen. Discussed swapping with the wife? Kinda. Discussed interracial with the wife? No, but my buddy and I talked about it.

Less than 1% of you ever manage a meeting, the rest are time wasters.

Mon Dieu's Rule #17:  Consult your psychologist if this fantasy occurs to you. Only then contact me. 

3. Romance my wife long distance:  Look you are in Arkansas. I am in New Jersey. History warns against Napoleonic marches to St. Petersburg.

Yes, you came to New York four years ago. I understand, but I cannot spend all day on yahoo with your wife even if she is so gorgeous that I am in tears ignoring her.

Mon Dieu's Rule #4:  Air time must remain inversely proportional to distance.

4. Seduce my wife at 150 miles:  We've agreed to meet. Pics seen, conversations had, parameters all seem set but then, "Let's meet at a bar, and "if" you seduce her, then we will get the room. By the way, she loves ballroom dancing."

Anything involving hoops and jumping is germane to a local audience only. Do not subject anyone to a seduction test after a 3 hour drive. Are you insane?

Mon Dieu's Rule #23:  '"If's" exist only under one hours drive and she better be hot!

5.  Do you have more pics?

What is it that people want to see? Is there a holy grail pose perhaps? I've 108 pics from G to XXX in every legal hetero activity. My yahoo ID was banned for illegal XXX content. If you can't get an idea of appearance from all that. 

I'd love to hear from other single guys, if you dare!

Mon Dieu!

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User Details are only visible to members.	Gidge61 mmmm nice pic.
Newport News VA			Username hidden (848 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	Good point 100......and you are right. We all have our preferences and there is nothing wrong in that. I guess though it is often times the way it is presented. Some people do not have great social skills.......and those are the people who are not on the guest list :).
Solon OH			Username hidden (63 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	I know but I like to hear again,and again .... :)
Newport News VA			Username hidden (848 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	No complaints about you dearest Bobby, we adore you!
Colts Neck NJ			Username hidden (12234 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	Somebody have complain on me? I m single..
Newport News VA			Username hidden (848 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	I get that single males get excluded a lot by others in the lifestyle. But how is that different from people who say "no blacks" or "no overweight people" or "no bi people"? Everyone has their preferences. No harm in that. If it's the rejection that's bothering you, you should get out of the lifestyle. It's going to happen to all of as some point.
Hunt Valley MD			Username hidden (3548 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	So I guess not all complaints are bad ones.
Middletown DE			Username hidden (466 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	tim, this thread is about Complaints. Oh yeah, you did complain that you are wobbly.
Flat Rock NC			Username hidden (2790 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	Holy hell. I can barely stand up. Talk about my luck turning around quickly...... I've got to stay logged into this site more often. A couple IM'd me a few hours ago. One thing led to another and they ended up coming over and playing. One thing is for certain: They are DEFINITELY invited back for the party on Wednesday.
Hunt Valley MD			Username hidden (3548 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	And you always miss the shots you don't take!
Amherst OH			Username hidden (2271 post)

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