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TOPIC: YOU KNOW YOU ARE TOO OLD FOR KIN WHEN:
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You know you are too old for kink when:

1. You have a hard time finding leather Depends.

2. Your most repeated scene sound is, "I've fallen and I can't get up!"

3. Hot wax is what covers your cake once all the candles are lit.

4. You find yourself saying things like, "In my day, we didn't have no fancy store-bought toys. We had to walk 10 miles uphill in 8 feet of snow and cut down a tree and make our own damn paddles before we could spank somebody."

5. You keep tripping over the chain on the nipple clamps when you walk.

6. Edge play involves your submissive pushing your wheelchair too close to the curb.

7. You provoke your Master to strap you, knowing he will not remember where he left his belt.

8. You crave suspension to relieve the bunions on your feet.

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