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Created by: Permagrn27 Original Starting post for this thread:
One day Saddam Hussein was walking in the desert and he stubbed his toe on some hard object. He bent over to pick it up and a Genie popped out. "Oh great," Saddam said, "I don't have time for this Genie nonsense." "Oh wait," said the Genie, "You have to let me grant you three wishes or I'll be trapped in that stupid lamp for another ten thousand years." "Ok" said Saddam, so he wished that the Genie would give him three American women. So the next morning when he woke up, after the Genie had realized who this man was and after the Genie had granted the wishes, Tanya Harding, Lorena Bobbit, and Hillary Clinton layed next to him. His knee was bashed in, his penis was gone, and he had no health insurance.

Created by: Permagrn27
Original Starting post for this thread:

One day Saddam Hussein was walking in the desert and he stubbed his toe on some hard object. He bent over to pick it up and a Genie popped out. 
"Oh great," Saddam said, "I don't have time for this Genie nonsense." 

"Oh wait," said the Genie, "You have to let me grant you three wishes or I'll be trapped in that stupid lamp for another ten thousand years." 

"Ok" said Saddam, so he wished that the Genie would give him three American women. 

So the next morning when he woke up, after the Genie had realized who this man was and after the Genie had granted the wishes, Tanya Harding, Lorena Bobbit, and Hillary Clinton layed next to him. His knee was bashed in, his penis was gone, and he had no health insurance.

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Bridgeport PA			Username hidden (12781 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when the pilot annouces that because of difficulties with the plane's engines, he must make an emergency landing. The woman, fearing that this may be the end of her life looks over to a man sitting next to her and rips her shirt and bra off, and throws herself on him. "Make me feel like a woman again!" she screamed. So the man rips his shirt off and hands it to her. "Here you go, you crazy bitch, iron this."
Bridgeport PA			Username hidden (12781 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	I'm soooooooo gunna catch hell for this one... but here goes; Q:"How do you fix a womans watch?" ... A:"You don't... there's a clock on the stove!"
Mayfield PA			Username hidden (910 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	One day Saddam Hussein was walking in the desert and he stubbed his toe on some hard object. He bent over to pick it up and a Genie popped out. "Oh great," Saddam said, "I don't have time for this Genie nonsense." "Oh wait," said the Genie, "You have to let me grant you three wishes or I'll be trapped in that stupid lamp for another ten thousand years." "Ok" said Saddam, so he wished that the Genie would give him three American women. So the next morning when he woke up, after the Genie had realized who this man was and after the Genie had granted the wishes, Tanya Harding, Lorena Bobbit, and Hillary Clinton layed next to him. His knee was bashed in, his penis was gone, and he had no health insurance.
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