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Cucumbers, Bananas, And Pricks
A cucumber, a banana, and a dick are conversing over how hard their lives are.
The cucumber says "My life is hardest. When I get all big, and solid, people skin me, slice me up, and eat me."
The banana commented next saying "You think thats bad? When I get all big, and solid, people peel my skin off, and eat me whole."
Without hesitation the prick replied, "WOH, WOH, WOH, I have it the worst. When i get all big and stiff, people put a rubber bag over my head, stick me in a dark hole, and beat my head against the walls until i throw up and pass out.
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