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Bad Pussy

This story is and isn't about sex ... I wrote it a while back and many ppl comment on it and find it funny so I thought I would share it here

I moved into a new apartment not long ago .
A old house on a good side of town .
One day for no reason at all the fuse blew .
I knocked on the neighbors door and he said ... To flip the switch you must go to the cellar .. I replied
Ok no biggie ...as I walked away he said "wait you don't know ! " I shrugged it off ... I may not know where the fuse box is but I will find it

I opened the cellar door ...it was creepy like the one in EVIL DEAD (great movie pick it up )
it was dark and dirty just what I thought it would be but I needed the power to get back on-line
I stumbled around feeling the walls trying to adjust my eyes to the darkness ...then I heard a smokers voice of a lady say do you need some help my boy . I was stunned that anyone else would be down here in the dark but maybe her power got blown too and she was looking for the fuse so I replied Hell yea .

She lit a candle and I was able to see a horror almost to awesome to describe ... but I will . It had a pussy face , 8 legs like a spider and eyes that were all white ....she said I welcome you ...welcome to your doom ...my friends I was hypnotized . I couldn't move I couldn't run I was scared beyond belief then she started to talk more . With her bad Quive breath she did her best to recite the vagina monologues .....then like in the little shop of horrors she needed more and said now I'm sucking you in ..... I fought hard. I was brave . I cussed and did not cave to this giant pussy thing ..then I remembered my flask of cheap southern mash and I drank it down with out shame ...after it hit I laid down totally limp and the Pussy shouted I can't take you like that .. I need you hard and ready so you slide in easy ! What are you fag ! As I laid on the floor well I drank a little more then told her this...... Pussy is great and I love it ....... but I never met a cunt that was worth drying for ! So Bitch you can just shove it ! At this moment I noticed her change. My rejection had done her in . She started to dry out then I heard her shout . I'll be back again

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