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Todays special; Free fluid check
Today's Special; Free fluid check and fill with our own Make Her Quake brand premium lubricant.
What it is and why you need it:
The Right Tool:
Sure you can check your fluid level yourself, but do you have the proper tool for the job?
Proper insertion depth is critical for accurate measurement.
Our 7' Premium Ergonomic Nozzle Injection System, or P.E.N.I.S. is the right fit for most applications.
With it's ergonomic design it can follow curves and reach the proper insertion depth with comfort.
Multiple readings increase the accuracy of the check, so don't be alarmed if the technician
makes repeated insertions of the P.E.N.I.S., he's just trying to assure you're satisfaction.
After an accurate measurement has been made, additional lubricant is often found to be required. The P.E.N.I.S. is designed for adding lubricant as well.
When adding lubricant the technician will fully insert the P.E.N.I.S. and inject the lubricant there, where it will be most effective, and avoiding any unnecessary spillage.
The Right Lubricant
Our own Make Her Quake Lubricant is the highest quality you can get.
Made from organic proteins, in large quantities by our own technician, it's non toxic, environmentally friendly,and even safe to swallow.
There are no side effects from oral use, however unprotected vaginal use has been known to cause abdominal swelling that may last up to nine months, followed by eighteen years or more of constant headaches.