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The Not-Real-Horrible Poets Corner

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* The Not-Real-Horrible Poet's Corner ®

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* Haiku:

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* The farmer watches * other plows till his favored field.

* Pleasure fills his soul.

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* Seeing the Man's dam * flood a field, the Beaver knows --

* She can do that, too.

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* Sonnets:

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* Ode to a Past Swing-Buddy *

* Amy's body looks Hot without clothes.

* N' we all love her legs and her toes.

* But if truth be known, * What puts wood in my bone.

* Are her smile and her eyes when she O's.

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* Reflection of a Fox *

* A lascivious doll named Jean;

* Claimed the strangest ever she'd seen -

* Was a treat sure to please, * That huge down past his knees;

* N' at nite, glowed luminous green.

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* Considering the Cue Ball Clam *

* A diligent lady named Sue, * Shaved her legs, as most women do.

* But she didn't stop there, * At removing the hair;

* Cuz she shaved her pussy smooth, too.

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* Valentine Sentiment *

* A frisky, young 'hot wife' named Sue, * On Valentine's started to Screw.

* Riding Dongs all that day, * In every which way;

* She was bowleg'd a week, when through.

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* A Hard Night's Day *

* A saucy young woman I knew.

* Loved to drink and to cuss, and screw.

* She would work all the day * In the regular way.

* Then come night, that's all that she'ld do.

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* The Bird to Bet On *

* There's something I think you should know.

* I really don't have lotsa dough.

* But I own a large cock * That kicks hard as a rock, * And really puts on a great show.

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* 2 Line Romantic Rhyme: [see Note †]

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* Your Love for me mounts every day;

* While I just wish you'ld go away.

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* Would that we were two hearts, entwined * But my heart's not the twining kind.

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* Each day I prove my love for you, * The same way geeks prove 1 is 2.

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* A prince's ransom could not buy, * Forgetfulness of how you lie.

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* With every day improved by you --

* As pneumonia improves the flu.

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* "Please marry me?" is what I said.

* As "God! Kill me!" ran through my head.

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* At every kiss, I seem to swoon.

* Because you smell like a baboon.

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* [ †: Well, at least the 1st line's Romantic...]

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* ( Watch this space for more Not-Real-Horrible Poetry © )

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