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The Not Real Horrible Poets Corner

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* The Not-Real-Horrible Poet's Corner ®
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* Haiku:
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* The farmer watches
* other plows till his favored field.
* Pleasure fills his soul.
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* Seeing the Man's dam
* flood a field, the Beaver knows --
* She can do that, too.
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* Sonnets:
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* Ode to a Past Swing-Buddy
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* Amy's body looks Hot without clothes.
* N' we all love her legs and her toes.
* But if truth be known,
* What puts wood in my bone.
* Are her smile and her eyes when she O's.
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* Reflection of a Fox
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* A lascivious doll named Jean;
* Claimed the strangest ever she'd seen -
* Was a treat sure to please,
* That huge down past his knees;
* N' at nite, glowed luminous green.
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* Considering the Cue Ball Clam
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* A diligent lady named Sue,
* Shaved her legs, as most women do.
* But she didn't stop there,
* At removing the hair;
* Cuz she shaved her pussy smooth, too.
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* Valentine Sentiment
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* A frisky, young 'hot wife' named Sue,
* On Valentine's started to Screw.
* Riding Dongs all that day,
* In every which way;
* She was bowleg'd a week, when through.
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* A Hard Night's Day
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* A saucy young woman I knew.
* Loved to drink and to cuss, and screw.
* She would work all the day
* In the regular way.
* Then come night, that's all that she'ld do.
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* The Bird to Bet On
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* There's something I think you should know.
* I really don't have lotsa dough.
* But I own a large cock
* That kicks hard as a rock,
* And really puts on a great show.
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* 2 Line Romantic Rhyme: [see Note †]
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* Your Love for me mounts every day;
* While I just wish you'ld go away.
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* Would that we were two hearts, entwined
* But my heart's not the twining kind.
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* Each day I prove my love for you,
* The same way geeks prove 1 is 2.
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* A prince's ransom could not buy,
* Forgetfulness of how you lie.
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* With every day improved by you --
* As pneumonia improves the flu.
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* "Please marry me?" is what I said.
* As "God! Kill me!" ran through my head.
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* At every kiss, I seem to swoon.
* Because you smell like a baboon.
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* [ †: Well, at least the 1st line's Romantic...]
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* ( Watch this space for more Not-Real-Horrible Poetry © )
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