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An Indian comes into a bar with a knife and gun on his belt, a cat on his shoulder and carrying a bucket of bullshit. He ask the bartender for a shot of whiskey. The barkeep serves him and he drinks it down. Whips out his knife and cuts a piece off the cats tail and eats it. Then takes his gun and shoots into the bucket of bullshit. The barkeep hollers what in the world are you doing? The Indian says he wants to be just like the white man. Drink whiskey, eat a little pussy and shoot the bullshit.

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