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Size Does Matter
A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy,
when he notices his friend is very well endowed.
'Damn Bob, you're hung!' Jim exclaims.
'I wasn't always this impressive; I had to work for it.'
'What do you mean?' Jim asked.
'Well, every day for the past two years I've spent an hour each night rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it grow 4 inches! You should try it.'
Jim agrees and the two say good-bye.
A few months later the two are in the same locker room and Bob asks Jim how his situation was.
'I did what you said, Bob, but I've actually gotten smaller!
I lost two inches already!'
'Did you do everything I told you?
An hour each day with butter?'
'Well, I was out of butter, so I've been using Crisco.'
Wait for it ............
Wait ............ ..
'Crisco!!?' Bob exclaimed..
'Damn it, Jim, Crisco is shortening!
MORAL OF THE STORY: You gotta follow the recipe!!!
End of Story