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She Only Bitches When She Breathes

She said if we got married...Buy a house and some land
Pick out our circles of trust... Those matching wedding bands
Life would be sooooo sweet...I'd treat you oh so nice
We'll be rolling in the hay...almost every night!

Now One Year Later:
Honey..I need you to mow the grass, take out the trash, put the dishes in the dishwasher
And for heavens sake put the toilet seat down!!!

She only Bitches when she Breathes
Rollen' in the hay upsets her allergies,
Won't wear sexy Lingerie...Since she ate that wedding cake.

Only thing she blows is my money and dreams,
Yeah, this circle of trust is like a band of thieves,
She stole my heart and then my self esteem,
I'll have to sum it up this way, she could turn a straight man gay.

She only Bitches when she Breathes!!!

She was always smiling...Shy in many ways,
She always kept me hanging...on every word she'd say,
She was sweeter then honey...and every mans dream,
She said lets tie the knot...We'll make the perfect team.

Now One Year Later:

She replies: "I work all day just like you do...why don't you wash your own clothes
And buy some new underwear...cause these won't come clean
And by the way...Not tonight I have a headache!"

She only Bitches when she Breathes!!!

Rollin' in the hay upsets her allergies,
Won't wear sexy Lingerie...Since she ate that wedding cake.
Only thing she blows is my money and dreams,
Yea this circle of trust is like a band of thieves,
She stole my heart and then my self esteem.
I'll have to sum it up this way, she could turn a straight man gay!

She only Bitches when she Breathes!!!

Yeah, she only Bitches When She Breathes!!!

Rollen' in the hay upsets her allergies
Won't wear sexy Lingerie...Since she ate that wedding cake
Only thing she blows is my money and dreams
Yea this circle of trust is like a band of thieves
She stole my heart and then my self esteem
I'll have to sum it up this way, she could turn a straight man gay,

She only Bitches when she Breathes

I'll have to sum it up this way, she could turn a straight man gay
She only Bitches When She...
bbbrrreeeaaattthhheeesss!!!

She replies, "Honey...Why don't you cook for me anymore!"

written by Freddie B.

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