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Pretty Woman (pretty Pussy) Parody

This is a parody of the popular song Pretty Woman. I take absolutely no credit for any melody you may have going on in your head at any time. I just hope you all get a smile thinking of how to parody popular songs so they refer to sex. I am the sole author of this document. Enjoy


Pretty Pussy!

Pretty Pussy, walking down the street
Pretty Pussy, the kind I like to eat
Pretty woman I want you
I want you to be mine
No one can taste as good as you!
No Mercy!

Pretty Pussy, just bend over for me
I cant help but want to see
Up your pretty skirt and you want to flirt
Are you horny just like me

Pretty pussy sit on my face awhile
Pretty pussy it will make me smile
To have you let me eat your pussy
Pretty pussy say you will stay on my face awhile

Cause I'll eat you
I"ll lick you right
You will cum on my face this night
Let me eat my fill

Pretty Pussy dont go away
Pretty Pussy you know you want to play
Pretty Pussy sit on my face let me have a taste
Of heaven

If that's the way you like it
I'll be here till you say quit
Go ahead and wiggle round
I'll lick it and swallow it all down.

Wait what do I see
Pretty Pussy leaking a mans cum on me
It's not mine and I dont care

Oh oh oh my

I'll be licking her for life
Pretty Pussy

End of Story


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