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Dildo StoryThe next time you see a little old lady with shaky hands, you'll remember this story:
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: 'Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?'
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: 'Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models.'
The old lady then asks: 'Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy AAA pppinkk
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The clerk responds, 'Yes we do.'
She asks: ' Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn t the ssonoooff abbitch offffff?
End of Story
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