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Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Dr. Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Texas State Police handing out tickets for speeding.
For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets.
Second offense, they make you use them.