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Breast Bitting!A Scotsman walking down the street sees a woman with
He says to her, 'Hey miss, would you let me bite your
breasts for $100?
'Are you nuts?!!!' she replies, and keeps walking
He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the
corner before she does.
'Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000
dollars?' he asks again.
'Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?'
The Scotsman runs around the next block and faces her
again; 'Would you let me bite your breasts just once
for $10,000 dollars?'
She thinks about it for a while and says, 'Hmmm,
$10,000 dollars; Ok, just once but not here. Let's go
to that dark alley over there.'
They go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse
to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As
soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts
caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them,
licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting
The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, 'Well? Are
you gonna bite them or not?'
'Nah', says the Scotsman... 'Costs too much...'
End of Story