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A Southern Girls Guide To Pleasing Her Man Aka ...

Make Him Your Love Slave - And Wash Your Car.

The Secrets To Great Cocksucking....
By Bella Bazooka

I love giving head. What can I say? I love the cock. I am a cock hungry whore. It runs in the family…really. My great-grandmother was often locked out of her own bedroom by my great-grandfather. My mom and her brothers told stories at holidays about them sleeping over and hearing her knock lightly on the door, saying, ”Ed? Please let me in Ed…” And he’d scream “Damn it woman leave me alone!”
Swear to god.

My mother has a very realistic dildo that she doesn’t even use. It is too special. (She was a sex toy lady, at my encouragement. This is where I get it from.) It has that Cyberskin and she doesn’t want to ruin it, she just likes the way it feels in her hand, like a worry stone. All firm muscle and soft skin… God I love that feeling, too. I even love the smell. When I dig my fingers into the waistband of a guy’s jeans and pull them down, and suddenly against my soft cheek is that warm, hard cock, the skin so smooth it feels like rose petals against my lips, and that musky, salty smell of a man…damn it makes me wet. I can’t help but take a deep breath, and flick my tongue out and taste it. Of course, one of my sisters has a separate toothbrush for post-blowjob brushings, so maybe cock love is not genetic.

The most important factor in giving good head is, you have to like it. Simple enough. I am sure there are girls out there who can’t stand dicks but are pros, but for your average person, you have to love it or at least appreciate it to do it well. Maybe this is why boys shudder beneath me, toes curled and eyes rolled back, gasping, “I didn’t know they made blowjobs like that!” It’s because I love it. And yes, it’s not just the taste and feel that I love, it’s the power of knowing that I have just fucked this boy UP. I say in my head, “Aw yeah, motherfucker, I GOT this shit…” I swear I get so wet giving head that you could sell my panties on eBay.

Every guy prefers his dick handled differently, and that is why communication is one of the most important factors in a healthy sex life. Some guys like a little “crazy bitch” or Red Sonja as I like to call it, where you’re just rough as hell, squeezing hard and sucking harder because you own that fucking cock. Some guys are more the “girl next door” type, or my very un-PC term the Shirley Temple. Her and that little red sucker, those sweet and innocent little licks of the tongue, sucking lightly like a kitten on nipple. That can drive a man crazy. And one of my favorites, the “eat me beat me lady,” what I call the Dirty Little Whore, when you just let them fuck your mouth until that cock just slams against the back of your throat, maybe grabbing it and working it deep down until you gag on the fucking thing. Oh baby! Use me and abuse me, hurt me with that big bad cock of yours…

Blowjobs can also vary depending on when and where you do it. If I have been thinking about him all day, when he gets home, I don’t care if he’s all sweaty and dirty (in fact that kind of gets me going, give me a blue collar barbarian anyday) - I will drop on my knees and have him in my mouth in two seconds. Of course when I am that hot for it I can only last a few minutes before I’m crawling up his body and sliding myself down to the hilt.
I think the first also work well when you’ve both had a few shots of tequila and they kicked you out of the bar for dry humping against the pool table. There’s nothing like some good dark alley sex to make me purr for days.
I have never met a man that didn’t like morning head. Especially after you’ve been fucking all night, and he still tastes like me. That is one of my weaknesses in general. There’s nothing like some hot girl on top action going on and suddenly she slides down to lick the taste of her own cum off your hard cock…reow. But I digress. With morning blowjobs I begin with some nuzzling, lightly sliding my smooth cheek down it. You know he’s sore from pounding you like a nail all night, so be gentle. The miracles of sensation that simple hot breath will do on damp skin, you have no idea. Like when you trail your tongue lightly up the shaft, and then exhale with a breath like you are trying to fog up a mirror. As that moisture evaporates it makes his skin pull and tingle like goose bumps. Inhaling deeply with your mouth above wet skin works well also. Lots of nice little teasing licks, letting my soft lips just glide over him. I don’t even use my hands at first, just my lips and tongue to pull him inside my mouth. It’s those teasing little blowjobs that make him grab your shoulders, haul you up, push between your thighs and slide hard and ready into you, pounding you into the headboard.

I am a huge fan of road head. Fucking love it. I’ve had road head myself. Let’s just say that an automatic Bronco II and short dresses are made for each other. The thing about road head is that you HAVE to concentrate on the road, so your mind can’t be 100% focused on what’s going on down there. You’re not allowed to think too much. Not to mention the lovely vibrations of engines growling and having the wind in your hair. When I get road head I am so happy that I just fucking laugh, with absolute joy…and scream of course. But fair warning! I have gotten in TWO wrecks because of road head. Both times it was just kind of a slide off the road, but still, I did hit my head on the steering wheel, and it hurt. Also boys tend to speed up when they are about to cum, and that is one interesting ticket. So pop on the cruise control, and tell them that the second you hear the engine whine or feel the bumpity bumps of the warning line, it’s over.

Different kinds of blowjobs also depend on what your motivations are. Is it for a little bit of foreplay to get him hot and ready? Or is it a “you are such a good boy for waxing my car” suck him dry treat? I am all about a seriously good blowjob as a motivation for good deeds. I don’t say, “Hey do this for me and I’ll give you a hell of a good time.” Instead it’s more of a “I sure do appreciate that you went out of your way towax my car, and I love you because you are so awesome - so pull your pants down” kind of thing. Not to mention that I was probably horny anyway, but why ruin it?
So I’ve clued you in on some secrets, tips, and some of my favorite moves, but let’s put them all together in a neat little bundle. Now don’t worry about trying to follow this exactly, just take a few ideas you like and add them to your own repertoire.
Say your man comes home and has just had a terrible day. He’s sitting on the couch, cold beer in his hands, head down looking all cute and pouty. You are sitting in the recliner, maybe whisper “Hey” - just something to get his attention, and when he looks over, give him a wink and bite your lip. Then slide down to the floor, and crawl over to him on your hands and knees. There is something terribly sexy about that. Not to mention it makes your ass look great. Keep eye contact if you can, a sexy look where your head is a little down but eyes up and intense. Place your hands just inside his knees, and slide your hands up his thighs, go all the way up his body until your hands are on his shoulders and your boobs are right in his face. If he wants to grab them, let him. Lean down to his ear, letting the side of your neck nuzzle against his face, so he can smell you, feel your skin and your hair falling around you both. Pull his earlobe into your mouth, slide down and lightly bite his neck, and whisper, “Follow me…” Take his hand and lead him to the bedroom.
Tell him to take off his clothes and lay down. Once he’s lying down, take your clothes off slowly, leaving your panties on for now. Start by climbing onto the bed, trailing your nipples over his thighs, brushing over his cock, up to his face even. Maybe let him catch a nipple in his mouth. I like to lightly lick and nibble all the way back down, slowly. Once I get back down to his hips, I love to nibble on the lower ribs, on the hipbone. I am such a tease. I slide my hair over his stomach, over his pulsing erection, over his thighs. I might even spread his legs a bit and let my long hair brush over his balls. However, there is nothing wrong with pulling out a scrunchy or clippy for when things start to get sloppy. My hair is down to my ass and I choke on it. Talk about ruining a mood. Of course, the best way to keep hair out of the way is for him to wrap it around his fist….ah. What was I saying again?
Don’t forget balls, they are sensitive and love attention, too. Of course, this, like anything else also depends on your man. I like to lick the insides of the thighs, trailing a tongue just over the hairs and lightly breathing on them. Once you get going, you can cup or very lightly tug on them with your fingertips.
Along with this area is also the “taint’, the perineum, that spot between the base of the balls and the crack of the ass. Now, working slut magazines like Cosmo swear on this little sweet spot, and the first thing my sex-toy-selling mother told my ex-husband was that the prostrate was the male g-spot. This is one of those personal preference things. I might push a knuckle against the area, keeping pressure and lightly rubbing, but it’s best to ask him, “Does this feel good?” Don’t assume he will tell you if he hates it. He’s getting his cocked sucked. He might not want to risk breathing. There is nothing wrong with a little feedback. Some guys love a finger or tongue up their ass. I, personally, do not like putting anything up anyone’s ass. I know - I am such a prude. But even though some guys swear it feels like butterflies are coming out their butt, I am too old to being doing a damn thing that I don’t want to do. This is totally your call.

Other than that, I basically worship the whole general area. Start with light licks, make your tongue into a point and just use the tip to trace the veins, the underside of the head, let the edges of your lips brush over the smooth skin. I pay attention to his breathing, his little gasps. Some guys like a lot of attention paid to the head, or that little ridge on the head, some prefer lots of shaft stroking. Just try to read his reactions. When he sucks in his breath, you are probably doing something good.

Many men have an extra sensitive part of the shaft of their penis. The top third of the underside of the shaft will have a spot that if you hit it right will make him gasp. The underside would be the side facing you if you are between his legs. One of the best ways to find it is to wrap your thumb and forefinger around his cock. If you bend your thumb backwards, the underside of your knuckle can put a nice soft pressure on him. Slide that part with increasing pressure on that top third, making sure things are nice and slick with spit first. He should be clawing the sheets by now, ready for you to take him in your mouth. I use one hand and hold his cock gently, sometimes pulling down a bit towards the bottom to pull the skin tight, some guys say that makes things more sensitive. With my other hand I will sometimes lick the palm and then make little circles on the head of his cock, hand flat. Spit on it, spit is good, and wrap your whole hand around the head, making a light swirly motion like like you are opening a jar. This is also sometimes called “the magic wand.” Your wrist is the key to mucho pleasure. At this point I like to move to his side, perpendicular, my knees are touching his hips, so he can reach me. I am pretty fucking horny by now and I am either riding his thigh through wet panties or he needs to have a few fingers inside me.

I take the whole thing in my mouth, using my hand right behind my lips so it feels like he’s basically fucking a really tight pussy with a tongue inside it. Yes, use your tongue. When you pull up and just his head is in your lips, twirl your tongue around the top. When you have him as deep as you can get him, press your tongue hard against his shaft and keep it that way the whole way up, maybe moving it from side to side like a snake. And even though this is a completely natural reaction for me, the second I get him all the way in my mouth I make a little “MMM” groaning sound in the back of my throat, and I tell you, they can feel that shit. I’m not saying hum the national anthem, but letting an “mmm” go doesn’t hurt.
Every now and then when I am on the upswing I will do my hand in that squeezing, “opening a jar” motion again just to keep things from getting too numb. In the beginning I like to vary things, because like wine cleanses the pallet, so does a nibble or boob slap keep the dick awake. Speaking of great tit moves, if your guy is long enough and you are giving him head while you are on your back, he can slide his dick between your pressed-together boobs and you can either stick your tongue way out and he can slide his head against it or even pop his head in your mouth.
I love to be right in the middle of it, throw my hair back, and give him a “I am your fucking cum slut” kind of look, lick from the base to the tip, and let a little trail of spit web between your tongue and the head of his cock, the ultimate porn star move…and hell that alone can make him come.
If you want to try deep throating but are nervous, the position I have found that makes the first time the easiest is to lay down on your back with your head almost off the edge of the bed. Have him lean over with his hands on either side of you on the bed, so basically you are looking at his cock upside down. This will work the best if he is as hard as possible. If you try this with him having only half an erection, it will be like forcing a wet noodle through…a bigger wet noodle. Once he gets to the back of your throat, use your hand to help guide it in. You will feel more comfortable if you have the most control possible. Now swallow, small motions until you feel your muscles start to give a little, and push with your hand as you do it. You are trying to stretch your throat, like a cobra. And if you gag a little, don’t freak out, just move it back. Don’t feel embarrassed - most guys fucking love that. Everyone tells you to relax your throat, but I never knew what the fuck that meant or how to do it. But now I can take the term “swallow the cock” quite literally. One thing, when he is getting close to the edge, DO NOT STOP WHATEVER IT IS YOU ARE DOING. Now is not the moment to switch gears. Keep it going as long as you can. It is hard to keep up that intensity, switch hands if you have to, but try to keep the pace. It’s just like with us, if I am about to cum, if anything he needs to go harder and faster. Now, if he is having one of those “I’m almost there” twenty freaking times kind of nights, feel free to abandon the project, climb up there, and get you some dick. As for the spit or swallow debate, I personally swallow. Unless he smokes weed and tastes funny. This is your own preference. Did you know diabetics have sweet come? Pretty neat, eh? The things I have learned… I didn’t used to let guys come in my mouth at all. I would watch porn where the girl was all “Oh yeah baby, give me that cum!” and lap it up like a dog, and I would think…yeah, in fake porn world. Instead, when I thought he was about to shoot his load, I would lean up, keep jacking him off between my tits, and then let him cum all over my boobs, which is pretty hot in and of itself. Especially if you say, “I want you to cum on my tits.” Yeah, if things are taking a while, I might start talking a bit. “I want you to cum in my mouth, I want to swallow that hot wad…” Nowdays I love it. I am the porn girl begging for the hot wad. Of course, to let him cum on my face…that is true love.

Guys always say that the perfect evening would be spent watching the game on TV, a beer in one hand, remote in the other, and a girl giving them a blowjob. I have totally offered something like this to guys before, saying, “Hey baby, I know you’re playing Halo, but how about a blowjob and Halo?” It’s the perfect sneaky trick for any girl who complains that her man would rather play on Playstation than play with her. Plus, I know that he will repay the favor and finger me while I read erotica online. But you know what, if you put a little effort into some great cocksucking, they’ll never be able to tell you a score…

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